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Airport Tourettes

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Saying all the wrong and questionable things while in the airport which may lead to suspicion of terror and other crimes.
Your bag is heavy, you got a body in there? No you have airport tourettes shut up!
by A.MIT May 21, 2013
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Alabama Tourrettes Pouch

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When the gal in your life (or partner of another known or unknown gender) gives you a blowie while she/he/it has the hiccups.
When Mike realized that Krissy had a mean case of hiccups while driving through Tuscaloosa, he threw her head in his lap and she performed what is now known as the "Alabama Tourrettes Pouch". Afterward, Mike was quoted saying "She could suck a golf ball through a garden hose with that talent".
by DiscoDanny May 28, 2015
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tourettes guy

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A hilarious, drunken middle-aged man who has tourettes. Grounds his son for the most ridiculous reasons ever and doesn't give a shit, SHIT, SHIT!!!
"Let me tell you about a porcupine's balls. They're small and they don't give a shit!"-Tourettes Guy
by Eric Wayne August 6, 2008
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Vehicular Tourettes

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The uncontrollable urge to curse and scream at the idiot drivers on the road, while remaining calm in other situations
That idiot that cut me off got to sent me into a vehicular tourettes rage
by Pelle lives 31 September 3, 2009
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Ghetto Tourettes

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The act of spontaneously adding unnecessary words, phrases, or sounds to a conversation. While usually added to the of the statement it is possible to randomly have a Ghetto Tourettes added anywhere.
Ghetto Tourettes post-statement:
That was a bad party, youknowwhatImsayin?

Random usage:

He was really mad, feel me, about all that fuckery, feel me, knowhatImsaying.

Ghetto Tourettes can also be used to describe an entire conversation:
This guy came into the shop talking all Ghetto Tourettes.
by UrbanPaign May 6, 2011
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Tech-Tourettes

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Tech-Tourettes or Tech-Turrets: Noun

A condition where a technology challenged person (usually advanced in age) uses obscenities uncontrollably, while attempting to complete various transactions on a mobile, laptop, or other technology device. The person may also uncontrollably twitch, scowl, flip off, throw, or crush the device during an episode.
My mom’s Tech-Tourettes caused her to throw her iPhone across the room today, when she couldn’t pull up her email.

Bob is unable to connect to the database today. His tech-turretts is offensive to some, but it cracks me up.
by notyocheese February 5, 2013
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pornstar tourettes

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Noun. The condition found in anyone who likes to dirtytalk during sex, but lacks the ability and/or creativity to verbalize complete sentences, making themselves sound like a pornstar with Tourette's syndrome.
She wanted me to talk dirty to her, but I could only say stuff like, "Cock fuck! Lick Suck! Pussy!!!!" Its not my fault! I have pornstar tourettes, don't expect me to fuck you and tell you a story, too.
by LS19 April 18, 2017
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