Artificial Tourette's

I call Artificial Tourette's the random impulse to say a quote from a movie, show , meme, or even just do something that doesn't make sense for no reason no matter how retarded it is. Like normal Tourette's but you don't have Tourette's. For example, you may be in a real shitty situation or something shitty just happened and you say "Bruh" in a very obnoxious way, like the meme. There you go, Artificial Tourette's.

Friend #1: "Imma fuck a nigga with a durag"
Friend #2: Why do you keep. . . saying that?
Friend #1: Idk bro, this song (Homoflexual ugh ugh) really speaks to me. . .
Friend#2: . . . You have Artificial Tourette's
Friend#1: "Imma fuck a nigga with a dura-" Oh uh. . . yeah
Friend#2: . . .

by The Cum Sniper February 15, 2021

hangxiety tourettes

When the hangxiety is so bad that your body has uncontrolled physical reactions to the cringe and embarrassment that you feel while being haunted by all the stupid shit your drunk alter ego did. Most commonly appears as a quick head shake + flinch combo — your body is trying to shake that atrocious thought right out of your head.

“Dude why are you twitching so much”

“Ah it’s the hangxiety tourettes”

by Shrek5ever April 1, 2023

acapella tourette's

Uncontrolable spastic movements that acapella group members make while performing.

That beatboxer's acapella tourette's are really out of control this semester.

by Dumbanddumber September 4, 2011

Tourettes Guy

A guy named Danny who is known for drinking beer, cussing, being angry, and having tourettes syndrome. You can find him on YouTube.

Tourettes Guy: (affixing an outlet cover on to a wall) Aww yeah, the Macho Man's gonna eat your ass!!!

Tourettes Guy is so fucking hilarious!

by Failurebitch July 12, 2023

Toilet Tourettes

Involuntary verbal expressions of an intense nature made during a bowel evacuation of an equally intense nature.

“What’s Wrong?”
“FUCK,SHIT,CHIlI”.

“Ah Toilet Tourettes”

by thedangersofboredom July 7, 2021

hunger tourettes

When you become agitated and frustrated to the point of swearing and pouting due to hunger.

Sarah burst out into a slew of profanities because the sun was too bright. She claimed she suffered from hunger tourettes

by hellsiren December 12, 2014

Cap-Tourettes

When you are talking on some form of chat, (messenger, icq, talk, chatroom etc) and you accidentally hit the caps-lock key and don't notice before sending the message. (Caps in chat means that you are shouting)
Analogous to how someone with Tourette's syndrome will randomly yell (and often swear) in the middle of what they are saying.

Sally: Hey how are you?
Tom: I am good.
Tom: Have you heard about JAMES'S NEW CAR
Sally: Yeah, its not that big a deal.
Sally: Why are you yelling about it?
Tom: oops sorry Cap-Tourettes
Tom: my bad

by DarcyThomas February 21, 2009