Toronto Delusion

When no matter how much a professional sports team of Toronto is loosing, they are always the winning team in the eyes of hopeless fans.

- Toronto won last night! They are definitely going to the playoffs now!
- Ummm... that's their first win all season.
- Yeah! But they are going to win all the rest now, I can feel it.
- Facepalm. Congratulations. You are completely stuck in the Toronto Delusion.

by Melen28 April 9, 2011

Toronto girl

Toronto girls living the good life, Loubouton shoes. Louis Vuitton bags. Face frozen with Botox. Overly full lips with fillers. Very fake looking and high maintenance. Most have similar look and attitude. Look for men with money.

Friend 1: Bro look at that girl.

She’s hot af.
Friend 2: she’s Such a toronto girl. She will spend all your money.

by Cdnguy1990 May 26, 2018

Torontotastic

When you're in Toronto and your friend asks you how Toronto is you respond with "It's Torontotastic!"

guy #1: "so how's Toronto?"
guy 32: "its Torontotastic!"

by Melinda Mayham July 14, 2009

Torrington

City of 35,000 in the northwest hills of Connecticut. Has an extremely good looking mayor who is 24. Has its share of raggies, but neighboring Winsted is home of the raggy. There is a severe lack of anything to do past 9 pm. There are no clubs, an assload of Dunkin Donuts and other fast food establishments. There is, however, a stop on liquor store permits because there are so damn many. The population consists of scant few whites, lots of white trash wiggers, a shitload of hispanics, and quite a few blacks that aren't Dominican. There are two high schools in town: Torrington High, and Oliver Wolcott Tech. OWTS is the better one and a better ticket outta Torrington. Half the student population may be high, but they don't have STDs at that rate. There also is not a 20 percent dropout rate at OWTS either. Torrington High is filled with the scum of the city and kids who were too dumb to get into Tech. The south side is the ghetto, the east side is actually nice, and the north and west sides are somewhere between, with west being slightly better than north, despite the fact that Torrington's only projects are located on the west side. Shopping in town is poor, limited to KMart, Walmart, and Target. For the last 8 years there has been talk of downtown revitalization, and in those 8 years NOTHING has happened.

Torrington is a dead end shithole. And despite what some may think, its no better than Winsted.

by Heather (Ya Know) December 28, 2007

Torrents of Fire

The most common and distributed Magic : The Gathering card around. It is absolutely anywhere in the hands of a kid, usually a non-player.

1) "Hey! Check out all these cards I got for free!"

"But they're all torrents of fires..."

2) "Hey can I play with you guys!?" - Kid shows a hand of torrents of fire.

by chump March 18, 2004

toronto

Polluted, overpopulated, crime ridden, disgusting excuse of a city. If you enjoy stress, sky high rent, mean ugly people, big women, getting shot at while shopping, breathing problems, allergies and shortening your life significantly then feel free to move to this shithole.

I went to Toronto, i love Alberta even more now.

by John555 August 31, 2008

toronto

Sorry kids, Toronto may be the biggest city you've ever been to, but it's metro area is still smaller than the following American cities:
New York
San Francisco
Los Angeles
Miami
Chicago
Detroit
Boston
Philadelphia
Washington
Houston
Dallas
Aw, not quite a dozen like the other guy said, but oh well.

Torontonians consist of metrosexuals and fat brown chicks.

by billybobbb September 24, 2006