Jeff tombstone

you get jelly put it on someones stomach and you have to put toenails in it, chocolate, and the main thing jelly. then lick it all off and eat it

"hey last night i gave my nigga a jeff tombstone, man"

by jeff roller July 1, 2015

The Tombstone surprise

The art of going from a lay down 69 to a vertical 69. When the man is about to ejaculate he drops to his knees whilst is genital area is being seduced by a woman who is upside down, when they hit the floor, the man ejaculates and shouts "TOMBSTONEEEEE!!!"

I thought i'd mix it up a little by performing the tombstone surprise

by lovelyboy69 May 18, 2017

Ovarion Torsion

The female version of a Testicular Torsion
Typically not as dangerous but still very painful

A condition occurring when the ovary or fallopian tubes twist on the tissues that support them.
Surgery is the only way to treat it

Females might undergoe Ovarion Torsion due to having a cyst on the ovary

by tacowithpeanutbutter11 January 29, 2023

Crags and Tors

Olde English slang (circa the 14th Century AD) meaning "punch line" when referring to a joke written in poetic format.

Chaucer doth not adore lengthy crags and tors for they bore then nag upon thein ear and disappear inside thein confined mind.

by FƎMiNEM October 7, 2018

Tombstone Piledriver

a sexual manuever usually performed by two wrestlers in public. It closely resembles the 69 position, only standing up.

undertaker just gave oral pleasures to his brother kane, in public, via the tombstone piledriver

by Jimmy the Reaper August 19, 2006

toobsteak

In extremely large hard penis smuthered in underwear....

Alan likes toobsteak.

by Commissary Crew February 23, 2006

tombstone

A fart that is buried in the coushin of a couch or chair, to avoid the existance. The fart will resurface later when the assailant leaves the room.

Awe, damn! Don't tombstone on my couch, man!

by Nomad008 October 28, 2005