what according to women should be down all the time, like someone is lifting it up for men when they have to take a piss.
by Slunjan August 13, 2008
Get the toilet seatmug. What you become when you have sat on the toilet so long that your leg falls asleep, causing you to drag your leg behind you until it wakes up.
by Night of the Living Deuce April 28, 2014
Get the Toilet Zombiemug. by Krazykay420 May 12, 2015
Get the Milk toiletmug. someone who you take emotional dump s on.
someone that you tell all your issues to in order to make yourself feel better
that super nice, but depressed friend everyone has
someone that you tell all your issues to in order to make yourself feel better
that super nice, but depressed friend everyone has
by ellasocksyourrocks January 23, 2011
Get the emotional toiletmug. Toilet surfing is what happens when you go to sit on a toilet seat that has loosened up over time. As you place all of your weight on it the seat slips to the side giving you an unexpected "ride". You must surf this ride or else land on the floor!
One guy to another on his way out of the public bathroom:
"Duuuude, don't use the 4th stall. I almost threw my back out doing some toilet surfing!"
"Duuuude, don't use the 4th stall. I almost threw my back out doing some toilet surfing!"
by acmjojo August 12, 2013
Get the toilet surfingmug. A term from hardcore and fetish hentai for a person who's body is used for sex and not cared for in any other way. The idea is that bodily fluids are dumped into her in a way akin to a toilet.
by fixer of definitions July 5, 2023
Get the Meat Toiletmug. I took a big dump. I looked into the toilet and thought there was gold in them logs. Then I remembered it was just toilet gold.
by Cpt Norm February 23, 2009
Get the toilet goldmug.