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parrot of the one eyed pirate

only done in a threesome it is when on person (male) climbs on anothers(females) back sticks his dick in her mouth. The thired person is laying under the women and has his cock stuck up in her tities and is cumming in her eye making her 'one eyed'
harrison was the parret in the parrot of the one eyed pirate
by I-TAL April 25, 2004
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MY PARROT FUCKED YA WIFE

"MY PARROT FUCKED YA WIFE IS THE BEST BAND EVER BRO!"
by MCCHUGGA February 24, 2021
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crayon-eating parrot

A psycho that you hate, or a person that bugs you all the time. You call them a crayon-eating parrot because they are weird and they even LOOK LIKE A PARROT!
Imagine you are out on a field or tarmac and, suddenly, someone hits you in the face with a dodgeball and they say, "watch out kid. you had it coming." You would say, "oh my gosh. what a crayon-eating parrot! geez!"
by Alexia-Marie December 25, 2008
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fuzzy parrot

Schnoodle that sits on your shoulder.
I thought I got a dog. Turns out, it’s a fuzzy parrot.
by Lynz0613 August 29, 2022
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Parrot

par-uht(verb)
the action of removing ones genitals and perching them on the shoulder of a coworker or acquaintance
Did you just parrot me”- Megan
“Maybe😏, Polly want a BJ”- Harvey
by 1@3$5^7*9) December 18, 2020
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afghan parrot

From the state of Mississippi this bird, commited for violation, had to flee of his origin. Afghanistan became his homeland, where violation was considered legal and of use to the community.
Like no other parrot is the afghan parrot.
by pareot people January 26, 2014
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Monkeys and Parrots

Personal belongings, such as Luggage, Jacket, Hat, Phone, Keys, etc.

Originates from British Army deployment in the Far East. Soldiers heading home may actually have Monkeys and Parrots as souvenirs.
come on guys, grab your monkeys and parrots and get in the car.

Back in the far east, they actually meant grab your monkeys and parrots!

May be said as ‘Parrots and Monkeys’, both are acceptable.
by Copterboy December 24, 2024
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