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Persian Throne

A Persian Throne is achieved when the woman (or gay male) ingests a quantity of glitter.
meanwhile the man (who will be delivering the penis) shaves off his pubic hair and saves them in a suitable container for later.
After a few hours the one who ingested the glitter then receives anal intercourse. Which will result in a 'truffle butter' style fluid (combination of lube and excrement)

once this state is achieved the pre-cut pubic hair is then thrown onto the moist anus and surrounding area causing it to stick and creating a 'Persian Throne'
"wow, I gave the Mrs a Persian Throne last night... she fucking loved it!!"

"Hey , what did you do last night?"
"Well, i met up with my bae and after he was covered in truffle butter i gave him a Persian Throne. Best night ever!"
by BenMac28 February 10, 2017
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throwed off

1 A retarded person
2 Something that is real fucked up.
1 That throwed off mutha-fucker just ate my pie!
2. Those boots are throwed off!
by Professa August 18, 2004
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Throne Surfer

Someone who partakes in the act of throne surfing, in which somebody surfs the internet on an internet capable device, most commonly a mobile phone, whilst on the toilet taking a shit.
MALE: I'm such an avid Throne Surfer, I surf the net whilst taking a dump every day

or

FEMALE: Whenever I sit down to take a pee, I become an avid Throne Surfer.
by Soke No Last Name April 21, 2011
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Throner

The throbbing plot-boner you get when two or more storylines on HBO's Game of Thrones collide and characters you’ve been following for years meet each other for the first time. (Also referred to as a HBO'ner).
Game of Thrones + Throbbing Boner = Throner
“Bran just met Khaleesi and commandeered one of her dragons! That gave me such a Throner.”
by Jason_Chatfield April 13, 2015
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blowed and throwed

My dawg be coming here falling over and can't make a complete sentence cause he be blowed and throwed!
by [[P.Y.T]] January 24, 2009
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Throney Dog

Name given to the act of eating a Coney Dog while simultaneously taking a dump.
"I didn't know whether to be proud or dismayed upon hearing Jeff recount his story of Throney Dogging the day after he ordered too much food from a drivethru Coney Island. The counterproductiveness of the entire situation was mindboggling."
by X-ian Montgomery February 6, 2008
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throwed

being throwed means to be gangster in atlanta
that boy fake throwed asf wich usually means he is fake gangster
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