Service Theft

When the provider of a service uses the money customers pay to support the service to fund unrelated expenses.

Planet Fitness commits service theft when instead of using black card member fees to properly maintain tanning beds they use it to fund a program that allows children to overcrowd the gym free of charge during peak hours.

by Unique and Anonymous Handle June 14, 2022

milk theft

a ritual
only happens in the early hours of the morning
usually under the influence of drugs

sometimes yeild can be up to 10 or more bottles if search is thorough.

treking may be needed if local stock is low

operation milk theft is in full swing tonight boys!

legalise milk theft

by humbugbumflap December 29, 2007

Commit a Theft King

Telling someone to commit a theft king is essentially telling someone to go to hell. This term came about when popular YouTuber Theft King told YouTuber and game developer Kane Carter to burn in hell.

Go commit a theft king.

by Meznight July 18, 2024

Grand Theft Auto 7

a game thats not gonna come out until like 2056 since rockstar games havent even made gta 6 yet after 9 years

November 2056- guy. oh my god dood grand theft auto 7 has finaly came out!

by narla2 August 31, 2022

Theft

A type of crime where an individual takes it upon himself to unlawfully borrow expensive jewelry narcotics and other improvisions, also check out (galen) the worlds best conman

My g****** m*********** h** of a c**** was caught stealing s*** from my b****** of a sons home last night, theft ass

by MrInfo August 06, 2019

Theft

Getting paid for having sex with someone and expecting to be respected for doing it.

"Come on, I got the theft you after all."

by Little short man May 12, 2023

theft

Modern shorthand for "the left"

theft stole the vote - nike store in new york was targeted by theft - dominion is the god of theft

by Mikeobamajockstrap2021 January 13, 2021