A Coach Mike is the best basketball coach of all time. Literally the GOAT. He will turn your jump shot from broke to beast in no time. Coach Mike is a lady's guy. Whenever he's not ballin, he's spending time with the ladies. Basketball doesn't define a Coach Mike, Coach Mike defines basketball.
by BCbeeeeaaassst January 26, 2018
by thenuggetsidekick April 22, 2021
the rapping coach of homestar runner who wheres a green suit with handys and footys and a rappers neck lace that is a gold "Z". he is famous for is missuse of the word job and his hit single "These Peoples Try to Fade Me".
by coachzee1212 December 17, 2003
An extremely lazy coach; posts when practice/game is an hour before practice/game, so half of the team shows up;
-When is your next game? Maybe my team will play you.
-How the hell should I know!!! Mr.______ is such a coach potato.
-Oh, haha, sucks for you.
-How the hell should I know!!! Mr.______ is such a coach potato.
-Oh, haha, sucks for you.
by Fshneed April 11, 2008
A Roach Coach refers to a coach with a passionate love for one athlete, but neglects the rest of the team. This type of coach is usually from Minnesota.
by isthisthekindofdayitsgoingtobe December 18, 2019
by hmm September 29, 2003
A stylish sub-brand from Coach introduced in 2009 and aimed at materialistic teenage girls and young women. The Coach Poppy collection includes handbags (purses), wristlets (called little things), shoes, tees, and jewels. It is a "fresh and spirited...fierce and vibrant" kind of brand. Coach Poppy bags/wristlets are more colorful and shinier than regular Coach products (since teenage girls are naturally attracted to bright, shiny objects and will buy all of them). Not only do the colors and glitter attract them, but the males as well, since most of the material girls that carry these bags/wristlets are super hot. A beautiful girl with a Poppy bag over her shoulder and a wristlet on her arm will get all the boys staring at her.
by Sharpie1987 July 20, 2010