Two-Way Wiper

An individual that is so stingy, that after wiping their ass with some toilet paper, they flip it over and use the unsoiled side.

Steve: Fucking Jim wouldn't even loan me five dollars so I can buy a slice of pizza.
John: Well, what do you expect? The guy is a Two-Way Wiper!

by traphouse333 June 20, 2018

Lootbox Wiper

A "Lootbox Wiper" is a group of players on ecpe factions that are known for wiping everyone in /pvp.

Lootboxwipers have zero comp.
Litterly zero competition.

A lootbox wiper is a ecpe king that runs everybody,for example ugniuxas2005

by acertainswerve December 10, 2023

Someone who is figuratively so busy wiping their ass to engage in an online interaction.

He's on every day- definitely not a wiper.

by antitaxonomy July 14, 2024

Due to the toilet paper shortage of 2020, the hairy wiper has become mainstream.

by Kickmyballsrealhard September 4, 2021

The act of cumming on someone's glasses, then proceeding to wipe it off with your cock.