Windscreen wiper

The act of cumming on someone's glasses, then proceeding to wipe it off with your cock.

Hey baby girl would you like a windscreen wiper.

by unregisteredsexoffender December 17, 2024

Windshield Wiper

The sexual act of ejaculating on another person's face, then using your erection to wipe said ejaculate off their face in a side-to-side motion.

After I blew my load on her face, I gave her the windshield wiper as any gentleman should.

by Ballz_Deep May 20, 2015

diaper wiper

A parent of an infant.

You two won't be diaper wipers for long!

by Ereck Flowers November 23, 2018

Hairy wiper

Rimming a wildly unshaven butthole.

Due to the toilet paper shortage of 2020, the hairy wiper has become mainstream.

by Kickmyballsrealhard September 4, 2021

Wiper

Someone who is figuratively so busy wiping their ass to engage in an online interaction.

He's on every day- definitely not a wiper.

by antitaxonomy July 14, 2024