Teacher

A teacher is a hideous human being, usually found in their natural jail-like habitat: school. These so called teachers torture innocent children with enormous amounts of homework consisting of essays and pain.

Yes hello I'm a teacher, so instead of teaching you useful thing like how to pay taxes, we're learning trig!

by Shrek shrerk December 23, 2014

Teacher

An ugly whore who you fuck every night.

Teacher

by gregoryfan83 June 11, 2018

Teachering

To teach young children at a young age.

The sixth grader was teachering a first grader

by Donald Trump the II May 27, 2018

Teacher

Typically an annoying piece of crap unless she agrees to butt rape you.

i got mad at the teacher today but then she proved herself by letting me go anal

by uriel aguirre May 22, 2017

Teacher

A teacher is a demon sent from hell, who takes the joy of children and forces them to do things they don't want to, and in the night they hunt little kids in the night 😏 In search for a good teaching

Mom: A teacher took my daughter, and son, but we don't care about the son, just the daughter

by V.20 April 11, 2019

Teacher

A idiotic person in there 20's, 30's, 40's, or 50's. They try to teach you shit but nothing happens to you n life

I FUCKING HATE YOU TEACHER SUCK MY DICK

by BTTLICKER 6 9 ysy June 6, 2018

Teacher

A person who gives meaningless math problems and beats your ass with a ruler. Or the rules itself

A teacher beat my ass.

by Memesàmwitch December 11, 2017