A person who reacts like a squid when confronted but, in lieu of ink, utilizes their own shit to spew on to everything around them.
Frederick's such a shit squid, he accuses everyone of the same shit he does anytime he gets called out.
by derekjaydj October 12, 2019
I'm afraid to go too deep into the ocean--who knows what creatures are pulling a giant squid on me. It's been said that we haven't seen them, but they've definitely seen us.
by momosexxxual April 12, 2009
Creating a story a story so novel and challenging that less adept readers think you're intentionally fucking with them—"throwing" random weirdness into the narrative simply to obfuscate.
"I really tried to get through your novel, but it just never made sense. It's like you're just up in your ivory tower throwing squid at me."
by Ricky Potato June 02, 2014
by Fuckrick November 29, 2022
I'm gonna rope me a squid. I'm gonna rope the biggest squid this side of the Rio Grande. You goin' down squid! My pappies blood will be avenged! You have the blood of my pappy on your tentacles! I won't rest until I get your big squid beak on my walls! My veins pump full of blood of hatred for you squid! I hate you with everything!
by Saoancaker March 15, 2006
Matt: Dude, you squid and the whale'd the rental car seat?
Chris: There was a napkin but it was a good size load so it didn't get it all!
Chris: There was a napkin but it was a good size load so it didn't get it all!
by slole1 May 29, 2011
An emergency term used by those engaged in fisting when a quick withdrawal is needed. Takes its name from the shape the hand is in when removed with the fingers like the tentacles of the squid.
by Naty1m July 13, 2013