One with whom a person engages in sexual intercourse in anticipation of a long-pursued romantic interest finally putting out.
“Sounded like you had fun last night. Was that Becky?”
“Our date isn’t until Friday, that was just me and Mrs. Robinson practicing the Guatemalan Gardener.”
“Our date isn’t until Friday, that was just me and Mrs. Robinson practicing the Guatemalan Gardener.”
by Karma Sutra March 23, 2020

Simon is an amazing person and is friends with anyone. He is very funny but can be sometimes annoying. If you meet a Simon Robinson make sure to be friends with him and he will always have your back. Anytime, anywhere. He also is often sad and lonely but his friends are always making him happy
by TheGreatNan November 7, 2019

by Catty harris May 27, 2018

by brooke<33. February 12, 2022

It's when you get played with but instead of cumming you pee. But the pee has blood in it and it looks like ribena.
You know that chick Dave brought home last night? She cried in my arms because he had a robinsons squirty. So tragic.
by Sadbananas October 7, 2016

by owo654 March 26, 2024

a common whore who struggles not to try fight everyone they see. she is usually riddled with stds, has an extremely large hole and a loose arse. they are known to only like men with cars/money. these girls are normally white and think there the shit. they are usually leaders of their small sad group of girls. many boys wanna stick there d in her. these girls are normally sexy and love a good laugh. are also commonly known to cheat on partners.
by fannywobbler1234 February 13, 2019
