bang-seat

Slang for aircraft ejection seat (British)

OK Joe, lets pull the bang-seat from aircraft Alfa Bravo.

by Earwig Polyester September 24, 2006

Late-Seats

The crappy seats in the worst places you get when you are late some where. The ones in the first row in a movie theatre and in the back with the screaming babies at Church.

We better hurry or there won't be any late-seats left!

by GermanGirl1226 December 22, 2008

Mud Seat

When a guy or girl shits on a dick and then rides it. Usually in cowboy stance

Ooh that big country girl sat on my mud seat last night.

by cheezypoof259 September 3, 2016

murder seat

A seat, chair, stool or booth in which one sits where you can’t see danger from behind, or have a view of crazy people, or have a clear exit, or view of the room or surroundings.

Hey Sara, if you get there first, save me a good seat. I don’t want the murder seat.

by Roll Sound March 13, 2022

Sneaky Seat

Sitting naked on an unsuspecting persons face.

Michaela talked Kyle into taking a sneaky seat on her while sleeping.

by 500ToothDinasar January 31, 2023

dick seat

When a girl wears a skirt and the front of the bike seat looks like a black dong!

Damn sally, wear a longer dress. You are showing dick seat!

by GangstaZ April 20, 2014

slime seat

when you sit on the bus seat picking your nose and then wipe the booger on the bottom of your seat

josh like to slime seat. he digs into his deep gold mine and takes his big meaty hands and rubs his big juicy booger on the bottom of the bus seat

by yoongo January 29, 2023