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firing the flesh musket

The act of pleasuring oneself (usually a male).
"What are you going to do tonight?"
"I think I'll just spend the evening at home firing the flesh musket".
by Big Daddy Ripshitz September 27, 2013
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Three Musketeers

One of the worst cards from the game Clash Royale by Supercell. If you use this you are probably bad at the game. The reason to why it’s bad is that, when you fireball it the Three Musketeers die. Some people call it a “walking negativ elixir trade” Some advice... Don’t use it. You will lose all your friends.
Player 1: What’s your favorite card in Clash Royale.
Player 2: Three Musketeers.
Player 1: Goodbye my friend , I hope you die.
by CroatianDude The G October 5, 2021
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Tuna musket

When you pack chunk light tuna in the tip of a penis with a sounding rod to later be ejaculated as a means of entertainment
I'm gonna load up the tuna musket to surprise the wife tonight
by Kingcaveman1 July 24, 2025
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Beef Musket

Noun weiner...especially when erect typically used with reference to male dominance. (Plural) Beef Muskets
Tommy has been shooting his fuggin Beef Musket at whatever walks no wonder it burns and he has kids.
by MaddHatterz June 29, 2025
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The Six Musketeers

The act of 3v3ing your friends (or random street hookers) (men on one team, women on the other) in sexual acts.
The winning is determined on who in total lasts the longest in each sexual acts.
" Me, my friends, and some random street bitch played a game of The Six Musketeers together!"
"Bro... You just had an orgy."
by UmbrageGames August 16, 2025
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When a guy is thrusting so hard that his penis starts smoking like a musket after being fired
John was slamming ham so hard last night with his Albanian horse musket thrusts
by akalazam June 4, 2025
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Kentucky Musket

When you soak a tampon in your choice of liquor and have a male friend ram it up your ass.
I was feeling a little down today so I decided to Kentucky Musket some gin with Brad.
by Sneakirafiki July 7, 2022
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