Mule Days

A cousin courtship celebration, where everyone rides around in a 3 block radius and then goes home to sleep with their cousin.

I can’t wait for Mule Days! My cousion Becky has been looking fine lately

by Mule lover 69 September 21, 2023

Molly Mule

While having sex with a woman from behind, she gets so excited that she rears back and kicks up striking her partner in the face and or chest.

Man, I was hitting this chick so hard from behind last night that she bucked up kicked me in my chest. Bitch Molly Muled me

by Pete Incaviglia February 16, 2021

fuel mule

1.) Any transportation device that consumes petrol and hauls you cargo.
2.) General Purpose (GP) vehicles that can assist if and when natural disaster occurs.

1.) Mom took the fuel mule to the grocery store and brought home food.
2.) I sure hope my neighbors have a fuel mule because when the shit hits the fan I'm fucked.

by djsee4 March 14, 2009

mule pecker

A large penis, a very well endowed man .

Lee showed Brooke his mule pecker and she was throughly impressed by the shear size of it and let out a gasp.

by Billy Jack 69 June 26, 2021

Mule Kick

A Perk in Call of Duty following the other few perks along with it, it grants the player a third slot for another weapon. This ‘third weapon’ can be lost when downed

Guy 1: Hey dude what perks do you have?
Guy 2: I have Mule Kick, and Juggernog.

Guy 1: That’s sick dude
Guy 2: Damn it I downed and lost my third gun.

by ryzkrispiez July 26, 2022

milk the mule

Fart around, jerk off, waste time doing nothing interesting and/or instructive.

I was fired so today I`m just gonna milk the mule on google.com.

by Reek-the-Prick August 29, 2019

Mule Hairs

Are rubbery vines that grow off of the muleth haireth. High in calcium, low in yam, they are very filling. Can be mixed with one piece of kale and 2 gallons of paper sauce to create a lushious pasta.

"Hey, look! It's some wild Mule Hairs, galloping in the majestic winds of urban dough."

by FigureskatingYASS February 4, 2022