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Mickey Mouse

A demon of chaos and death, although seemingly innocent, this hellspawn will eat your children and then try to sell you a pair of mouse ears. Interestingly, these mouse ears are actually a demonic and symbolic message to satan that you’ve been marked by Mickey Mouse and thus, have no soul.
Kid: what the hell is that thing?

Mom: look away son, it’s a Mickey Mouse.
by Khoatic May 16, 2022
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Mickey Mouse Club

It's bad enough to get accepted into the Mickey Mouse Club, but what kind of kid wanted to get in to the Mickey Mouse Club and got rejected?
Kid hoping to get in the Mickey Mouse Club- Fuck the Mickey Mouse Club, they wouldn't let me in.
Other kid- I've never heard you talk like that before today, the day the Mickey Mouse Club wouldn't accept you. Don't give up though, the Goofy Academy might still have room for one more.
by Solid Mantis January 24, 2021
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Mickey Mouse

Guy 1 Hey you saw that mickey mouse guy over there.
Guy 2 Ya he got nice tights. *laughs
by world girl pbs kids April 15, 2020
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Mickey Mouse Runaround

Someone kissing and making out with you from behind, but the front persons arms are up and shaped into ears.
He gave her the ol, Mickey Mouse runaround.
by anonymous June 2, 2025
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Mickey Mouse championship

When you’re in the championship for fantasy and your team decides to play like shit when you beat them both times that year
Duerr vs Stanbery 2024 was a Mickey Mouse championship for Duerr
by Hot Chubb time machine December 29, 2024
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Mickey mouse

To put someone’s balls on top of someone’s head making it look like mickey mouses ears
hello Richmond pls Mickey Mouse me
by Mydog8725 May 2, 2019
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Fucking Mickey Mouse

A term used by Foreigners (specifically Israelis) to express a person who is a Metoomtam bli sechel she mitlabesh cmo giveret ba leilot.
Secretary: “Why don’t you use Danny for the framing job.”

Amos Bouzaglo: “ Fuck that Mather Fucker he is a Fucking Mickey Mouse this guy I don’t want to see that kelev masriach in any of my job sites ha mizdayen ba tachat haze!”
by Azulay December 13, 2023
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