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push mango

The act of slaying a girl in the ass with you dick.
"Dude I pushed the shit outa kellys mango!LITERTALLY!"
by Mark R. April 11, 2005
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Red Mango

A way to refer to sexual intercourse with a young Asian lady.
This girl offered me some red mango after class today so we hurried to her dorm room.
by Jake Factor May 28, 2008
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Mango Bone

The furry nasty middle bit of a mango which is definitely not a seed.
"Man I wish the shop still had boneless mangoes. Mango bones are disgusting."
by Skeletalchemy October 2, 2018
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Couch Mango

A Couch Mango is a project team member, located in a tropical locale, who has indeterminate skill, role or authority, but who fits in seamlessly with the locals and can tell you all the gossip within a week or two.

Often Couch Mangoes will become local legends, with individual acts of random altruism or demonstration of skill being retold in unlikely places, creating yet greater mystique and an aura of untapped capability.

Whilst the Couch Mangoes themselves prefer a low profile and just quietly help the project along, trusted colleagues tend to talk up these unusual incidents to all and sundry.
Do you know Bert? He has has only been up here in Townsville a week or two. I wasn't even sure of his name, but the taxi driver this morning told me that he's very skilled, and is helping him find a better job. I think he might be a right Couch Mango. Let's invite him out for a drink after work - he'll know where to get a good feed.
by Nafftastic January 18, 2013
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Marvelous Mango

Someone who is incredibly fun and sexy. They have a genuinely lovable personality, and somehow always know how to make you smile. When you're around them you can't help but feel like the luckiest person ever. A marvelous mango is guaranteed to be exceptional in bed. Their amazing body guarantees you'll be into them no matter the time of day. You could cut the sexual tension around them with a chocolate strawberry.
Wow, she is amazing! She is my marvelous mango!
by NYtraveler June 6, 2013
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Mango Bombing

The act of throwing a rotting mango at someone or something, leaving an explosion of rotten mango behind.Works best in a fast moving car or golf cart and with a very squishy mango for maximum explosiveness.
"Bro, want to go mango bombing?"
"I was walking today and these stupid teenagers mango bombed me!!"
by Puddinator July 8, 2012
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mango flex

when friends living in the tropics flex by casually eating fresh tropical fruits that are egregiously priced in the west (such as high quality mangoes) while videoconferencing and visibly expressing the satisfaction and joy, sometimes even talking about the quality and varietals of the fruit
friend 1: sends a photo of two mason jar full of mango juice, fresh green coconut, tagged "breakfast in bed"
friend 2: there you go again. back with your mango flex, huh?
friend 3: hmm. maybe we should terminate friend 1?
by recognoscoo July 18, 2021
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