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Library Grunter

Grunts, moans, and sighs that sounds awkwardly similar to dropping a deuce, watching porn or even slow sex. Very common for the culprit to have headphones on and be unaware of their inappropriate library sounds.
Emma was studying diligently in the library when the sounds of a library grunter penetrated her eardrum making her geology homework nearly impossible to focus on.
by sexinpublicplaces February 28, 2011
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library

a place where people stare at dead trees with tattoos, then hallucinate
Jimmy: "Wanna go the the library?"
Timmy: "No Jimmy, that's where people hallucinate."
Jimmy: "Oh. Wanna do drugs instead?"
Timmy: "HELL FUCKING YEAH"
by commonmothertoungew August 5, 2023
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lawyers library

The toilet, but only when your pooping.
Mr. V, I’m stepping away from my desk, I have to go to the lawyers library. I’ll be back in 10.
by Bobs Murders October 2, 2023
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Second Act Library

/sekənd/ /akt/ /ˈlīˌbrerē,ˈlīb(ə)rē/
noun, phrase

1. A term used to define a horror trope -- the period of a horror film (most often occurring in the latter half of the Second Act) where the hero/es research their foe/s in an effort to become more equally matched and equipped to battle them in the Final Act. Coined by screenwriter Kimberley Elizabeth.

eg. ~ Copyright-safe Google searches, Wikipedia scouring, Newspaper clippings, Microfiche scanning, and trips to the - you guessed it - Library.
When the characters of I Know What You Did Last Summer go to Billy Blue's sister's house and look through that yearbook, it was a total Second Act Library moment.
by Kimmi Kill Zombie March 2, 2021
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library monitor

by Jake58376 June 19, 2022
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library

joe: did you hear that chad just visited the library

mama: aint no way

*the next day
Chad's father: what have you become son, *pulls out a minigun from fortnite*
by iWillComeForYouPoo3003 August 13, 2022
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Imagination Library

A book gifting program that mails free books to children from birth until they begin school in participating areas.
by SPrice1980 April 24, 2022
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