Library Grunter

Grunts, moans, and sighs that sounds awkwardly similar to dropping a deuce, watching porn or even slow sex. Very common for the culprit to have headphones on and be unaware of their inappropriate library sounds.

Emma was studying diligently in the library when the sounds of a library grunter penetrated her eardrum making her geology homework nearly impossible to focus on.

by sexinpublicplaces February 28, 2011

Friends of Serra Mesa Library

A sociable organization that's an awesome place to volunteer and make friends while getting the best deals on books. Common misconceptions of being mean, conniving, rude and extremely well-read (this part is true and makes them dangerous).

Friend 1: Let's contribute to society and volunteer for Friends of Serra Mesa Library

Friend 2: Can I just support by buying their books and throwing money at them?

Friend 1: Yes.

by SMFOL November 23, 2021

Good Library

Something people say when a library has saul goodman in it.

-Hey! I just bought the Saul Goodman DVD set and put it into my personal library!
-Good library!

by JakieExists February 25, 2023

public library

a large building near a city's downtown filled with books, children, and sleeping homeless people

"hey brother can you spare a dime?"
"shut up and go to the public library!"

"shit! i really need some books, homeless people, and children."
"dude, have you heard of the public library?"

by uncle fuckbucket March 6, 2023

Library Guardian

A small figurine said to look over one’s book collection

My library guardian is a small metal fairy

by Fourmerrimans January 20, 2023

library

a place where pussies reside

joe: did you hear that chad just visited the library

mama: aint no way

*the next day
Chad's father: what have you become son, *pulls out a minigun from fortnite*

by iWillComeForYouPoo3003 August 13, 2022

Imagination Library

A book gifting program that mails free books to children from birth until they begin school in participating areas.

Imagination Library is the best.

by SPrice1980 April 24, 2022