Punching the Lasagna

A male masturbation technique: Masturbating with a block of cheese until the penis bleeds.

Billy was punching the lasagna in the corner and began to cry.

by Benobledark December 15, 2007

Bitch Lasagna

When a gay couple has a threesome

Bob and Tom gave Jim some bitch lasagna last night

by XxxAssMaster69xxX November 23, 2018

Bitch Lasagna

A Bitch Lasagna is when someone is looking for attention or to beat someone to the number one spot

You're such a Bitch Lasagna.

by Pubg copied H1Z1 November 3, 2018

bloody lasagna

when you cut off a girls vagina and serve it to her sibling for breakfast/lunch/dinner

Dude I just gave that chick a bloody lasagna

by straightedgexXx August 3, 2007

Bitch lasagna

T-series ain’t nothing but a bitch lasagna bitch lasagna

T-series is a bitch lasagna

by Fsl April 13, 2019

ghost lasagna

All lasagna is ghost lasagna because all lasagnas look like ghosts.

Give me a piece of that dank ghost lasagna.

by Lasagnope October 30, 2017

Parched Lasagna

When her pussy is so dry it's looking like a desert. It's looking like the crusty land where it's so dry even the fucking earth can't handle it. It looks like the legendary tale of the Sand Nigga Drought®, where it was so dry they played the Dust Bowl, and won the national championship. Dust bowl is where they create a bowl out of their saliva, put sand in it and continue to devour the sand. In ancient times, sand was the primary source of food. They had eaten so much sand that they had the legendary nick name Sand Nigga. The Sand Niggas were the most feared clan of Africa. They had the strongest weapons, such as the sand dagger, and the drenched niglet.

Rachel: damn my pussy is looking like a parched lasagna
Isaiah: thats hot
Popeyes: what the fuck

by You sad human March 20, 2019