Kris Guštin

24 year old guitarist of the popular Slovenian shagedelic band Joker Out. Joker Out were the Slovenian representative for Slovenia in Eurovision 2023.

He is half Dutch and is for some reason seen as a lesbian icon. Don’t ask my why that’s the case, I just know I never agreed with anything more than this.

Is known to wear sweaters with a bunch of holes in it, no matter the weather and is the best friend of Bojan, another member in the band.

May or may not be bisexual.
I met Kris Guštin yesterday! He is a lot taller than I imagined him to be, but just as handsome!
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kris gustin

the really hot and handsome and cute guitarist of joker out
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Kris Get The Banana

Q5U4EX7YY2E9N: "Kris Get The Banana"
Kris: *actually gets the banana*
Q5U4EX7YY2E9N: "Potassium"
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Kris Mazurimm

A owner of Kris Tv in the U.S.A called Kris TV. He has owned for 5 years and has a gross income of 500,000 a year. He made is the producer of, Having a Good Time.(a Kris Tv exclusive) and has a samll roll in it time to time. He is a B class celberty. But he is notorulsy bad looking.
Kris mazurimm has a small acting roll in that movie.
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You know kris kristofferson?

Well i am piss pissofferson
You know Kris Kristofferson? Well i am Piss Pissofferson. Pauls asking for christmas off again, i say "no" then i spit this song for him.
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Kris glaser

A pro fisherman that catches massive pussy on that red tube pole
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