Guinea Pig

Guinea POGGG IS FAT POTAT. looks like furry potato.

I want a guinea pig

by CrunchayMaster123 July 20, 2023

Guinea Pig

A large, unattractive Italian female

There's a ton of guinea pigs hanging around the Jersey Shore.

by Jelange222 July 28, 2014

Guinea pig

The root of all evil

Unsuspecting person: I want a pet!
Guinea pig: Squeak squeak (Translation: I just sold my soul. I would like to eat you now.)
Unsuspecting person: Oh my god I want it! I'm naming her Angel!
News reporter: Unsuspecting person was murdered and eaten in their own house by Angel the guinea pig...

by meljogo March 10, 2021

guinea pig

basically a series/collection of japanese gore movies. All containing blood, mutilation, murder, and torture. I do not recommend watching it, it is very graphic and contains lots and lots of gore. You have been warned (there are 6 movies in there)

person 1: Have you seen the guinea pig movies? That is some sick stuff

person 2: Yeah.. Yikes, that was really bad

person 1: Agreed..

by slay queen girlboss fr October 28, 2022

Guinea pig

Scientific name is Cavia porcellus. Guinea pigs are some of the cutest littel things on earth. They make the cutest noises u can ever hear, are cute and chubby, and fulla fun!!

My guinea pig can do all sorts of tricks.

by AsianPowerr666 May 5, 2020

Guinea Pigs

The cutest animal on Earth.

Guinea Pigs must be some amazing pets. :)

by DinoTheBest123 December 27, 2022

Guinea Pig

A very squeaky animal that needs food 100% of the time. When they hear anything that is similar to their treats opening or food bags, they start to scream with excitement which most people interpret as; FOOD I WANT FOOD GIVE ME FOOD.

"My Guinea Pig is a food hog."
"Guinea Pigs are strange but adorable creatures."
"Guinea Pigs are great pets."
"I have a Guinea Pig, It is a lot of work."

by Sailor May April 16, 2020