funny runnies

Diarrhea. When a lot of shit comes out and it’s both solid and liquid. Usually accompanied by gurgling sounds and a foul stench.

I’m not sure if I should eat that 3rd burrito because I may get the funny runnies.

by JDubs85 June 1, 2018

Funny Alarm

When someone tries to be funny but fails so everyone screams, "funny alarm"

Carl: Hey Guess what
Carson: What
Carl: Chicken Butt
Carson: Funny you say that because the haha did not leave my mouth indicating you have not reached climax funny. You have to kill yourself now and be alone forever. FUNNY ALARM! FUUUUUUNY ALARM!!!!!!!! You gay nigga

by Charles12399 November 8, 2023

The Anti-Funny

Collin

Collin is the Anti-Funny.

by ThanatosXXIV June 24, 2020

funny, bro

Usuallly said when That One Guy in your discord friend list DMs you a bad joke the tenth time on a single day.

A: What does a baby computer call its father? Data.
B: Funny, bro.

by vii_urbdic May 3, 2021

Funny Drunk

Not being able to walk straight due to extreme laughter.

Fred: "Aw man, I watched Harold and Kumar last night"
Ted:"You get funny drunk?"
Fred: "Hells yea bro, kept falling all over the place"

by GokuXiao August 22, 2011

Funny Dollar

When you buy someone a card for a dollar or less but it was worth it.

Kevin: Thanks for the card Alex!
Alex: No problem I got it for a funny dollar!

by TheBrokenBackFucker August 26, 2016

Funny fail

A video where people experience hilarious mishaps: including face-plants, hits to the groin, and painful stunts gone wrong.

Hey, do you want to watch a funny fail compilation with me? This one's about people belly flopping from the high dive!

by NittanyLionFan_:) January 10, 2021