The Butcher Of Michigan

In 2018 a series of murders struck Michigan. Bodies were found disassembled with exacting precision, leading investigators to dub the killerThe Butcher of Michigan”.

The killer has never been identified, however the only suspect has since moved to Hawaii. No charges were ever filled due to a lack of physical evidence.
Guy1 “Have you ever wondered if you could commit a murder and get away with it free and clear?”
Guy2 “Like the Butcher of Michigan? He’s in Hawaii, you could pay him a visit and ask him how he did it.”
Guy1 “No way! I’d become his latest victim!”
by Tur7le October 20, 2022
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Butcher’s Cut

A movie, usually a very long one, that is edited down, usually by a fan, to make it shorter.
dave: 2001: A Space Odyssey is too long-someone needs to make a butchers cut before i’ll watch it.

todd: what’s a butcher’s cut?
by your-pseudonym January 10, 2024
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Stuart butchers

A nob gobbling cock swabbler! A man who can fit more cocks in his mouth than all pornstars combined! An arsehole like the channel tunnel and a throat to match!
Fuck me Stuart butchers is a stinker nob gobbling cock swabbler!

Stuart Butchers fucks slot of men
by The conch shell November 23, 2018
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Harli Butcher

I girl that’s madly in love with her taken ex gf Shelby. Harli has big blue eyes and is insecure asf. Harli hates herself and wishes that she could find a way to be with Shelby again.
“ yeah I heard that if your name is harli butcher and you have blue eyes your really gay “
by it moms moms moms mom August 02, 2022
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butcher fuck

Someone who enjoys seeing tan's moms hairy vagina.
Wow. Tan is such a butcher fuck.
by Jman81 June 16, 2015
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Hannah Butcher

A girl that stinks beyond belief. She is super adorable, cute and friendly but damn! This girl needs to shower.
"I need some deodorant, I'm starting to smell like Hannah Butcher"
by EmEn March 19, 2016
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to be a butcher

1. To have a temper of half-blooded soft English-Russianman, who loves politics, law, history and society sciences. He can be agressive in a few kinds of moments, for ex. when he got a bad mark during PE lesson.
2. To do a brexit, when the action isn't connected with politics, law, history or society sciences
A: Hey, why have you done a brexit during yesterday's party?
B: Sorry, homie, I didn't find politics there?
A: To be a butcher is not a solution in this case!
by zyuryaev April 10, 2019
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