"Buckle your pants."
by Depressing_Optimism December 21, 2014
Get the Buckle your pantsmug. A texas belt buckle is when you have a boner, and you flip the boner upwards, pinning it between the waistline of your pants and your stomach. This way, the boner is not protruding outward from your pants, which could be potentially embarassing. A very effective method of boner suppression.
As I was walking down the hall and saw a hot babe I got a massive boner, but I quickly rocked a texas belt buckle, so as to hide the boner's evidence.
by joel March 9, 2005
Get the texas belt bucklemug. Pulling your nut sack over top of your penis out of pants to rest as a belt buckle. Leaving the penis still inside your pants only exposing the balls.
by S.Hoover August 20, 2019
Get the Texas Belt Bucklemug. by AmandaLynn June 18, 2006
Get the belt buckle bunnymug. by nig 5000 May 13, 2005
Get the Russian Belt bucklemug. After filling up a Milwaukee girl with Milwaukee's best food and beer and her gag reflex is triggered as she inhales your sausage, a Milwaukee belt buckle is the mess of half digested brats and beer thst covers your like a belt.
After feeding Emily beers and brats all day long, she left me with a Milwaukee belt buckle when she tried to blow me.
by Hairy Balzagna April 18, 2018
Get the milwaukee belt bucklemug. by tattoodguy09 June 3, 2009
Get the chicken skin belt bucklemug.