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blooming onion

way of saying how garbage a person of color's haircut is. especially if its bunched up on the top of their head.
person 1: that nigga got a wicked haircut.

person 2: that shit looks like a blooming onion.
by busa quikie August 12, 2024
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Bloom Method

The Bloom Method is a scientifically-backed technique that eliminates digital distractions, including addictive apps like TikTok, Instagram, Snapchat, and even p*rn. Using the Bloom Card, it blocks these distractions, helping you focus on high-value tasks such as studying, working on projects, or improving your health. Over time, it rewires your habits, replacing mindless scrolling with intentional, productive actions, leading to increased focus, healthier habits, and greater overall success.
by loadingllama March 30, 2025
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Blooming idiot

The opposite of a budding genius, an idiot who thinks he/she is very smart.
Some politicians were remembered as a budding genius, others as a blooming idiot.
by Info2go April 4, 2025
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Blooms

Blooms (stylized as Bl∞ms) is a fandom called to the Filipino girl group BINI. The name Bloom reflects Bini's journey and symbolizes the beginning of springtime, that there is always beauty after every cold trial.
by the hitman hart May 19, 2025
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Wysteria is in bloom

A euphemism for how your daughter would like a tiramisu
"Hey, mom! You wysteria is in bloom!"
by CongealedLamb June 14, 2025
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Blooming

"Aw fuck dude... dude... I'm... I'm... I'M BLOOMING!!!
by YourLocalMicrocelebrity April 5, 2024
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Blooming

Aw fuck dude... I'm... I'm... I'M BLOOMING!!!
by YourLocalMicrocelebrity April 5, 2024
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