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Abraham swirl

A sexual endeavor that occurs between an interracial couple of any gender, where at least one member of the party has a robust and large Abraham Lincoln beard.
Have you seen Dave's new girlfriend? I bet she enjoys partaking in the Abraham Swirl.
by Sheldons_pennies May 25, 2023
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Abraham Miller

is friends with xander tufts. sits with him in my history class. always is wearing hats to his crappy school, and doesn't do his work
Abraham Miller not doing his work again
by unkown696969 December 6, 2022
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Abraham

Is the realization that you don't actually have to do what God says.
Abraham "Yeah, no, I know God said I have to sacrifice my son but some guy who was not God told me I didn't have to... So I didn't. And the crops just grew anyway. So, I guess he was right!"

Adam "So I CAN fuck my sister! And it's good!"

Abraham "I guess so... I mean, we can still do what God says in relationship to eat other... But we don't have to do it if the don't do what God says... Which we don't do... Because we don't have to... But their bad for not doing it so I can be bad too"

Adam "Umm... Yep. I mean, he said we can't have the Forbidden fruit but if we don't have to do what he says that I CAN fuck my sister right?"

Abraham "I mean, the guy said I didn't have to and I didn't so... Yeah, you can probably fuck your sister."

Adam "Hey dad, can this be my new sister? You know what, let's make a new rule where it's only OK to fuck if it's kind of your sister."

Abraham "I donno..."

Adam "Yeah! It's good! Because if THIS sister dies from child birth or something... I'm gonna need a new sister to fuck."
by Hym Iam July 14, 2025
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Abrahams

A family name belonging to the dutch or French people noticeably the huguenot settlers
Look at Mr/Mrs/Ms Abrahams what a powerful family
by The persuasion June 25, 2022
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abraham

Why are you acting so abraham right now.. you good?
by abrahamsnotautistic_48 December 4, 2024
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Moriah Abraham

Short Af, Boy sick, good grades tho, and genuinely tries to be nice.
Moriah Abraham is in love with Grande
by Poundatron March 15, 2022
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Abraham

Annoying as hell. You’ll always find him begging his girlfriend to hangout. Kinda sucks at parking and will definitely run over curbs even though he’s only done it “one time”. Kind of slow sometimes and will stare at his Girlfriend for no reason at all. Also likes to spend money for some reason and has only let his gf pay for one drink. But he’s also ... the sweetest guy you’ll ever meet. Will always make you laugh over the stupid shit he says/does. Makes you feel sooo special & will always keep a smile on your face. The best boyfriend ... to MaryJane and MaryJane ONLY !!
MaryJane: “babe stop crying”

Abraham: “I’ve been crying. I miss you so much”

Abraham: “Kiss me
by happy tales love July 1, 2019
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