Windows 10

Proof Microsoft can't count.

The Origin of Windows 10:
Teacher: Can you tell me how to count to ten?
Bill Gates: 1, 360, One, 95, 2000, 7, 8, 8.1, 10!

by Nintendium-chan October 16, 2014

poop window

You have to go, it's time to go, and if you don't go then you can't go until the next window.

My poop window is open I have to find a bathroom!

by westhollywooddesk February 23, 2016

Windows 7

the best os ever

#Windows 7 #Windows #Microsoft #OS

by Daniel7689 November 22, 2016

Windows ME

The broken condom of Windows™ versions. It was a mistake.

Liz: I have Windows ME
Paul: Oh, I'm sorry... I hate you now.

by Paul June 22, 2004

Windows 7

The best OS. Windows 7 is so much better than windows 10. windows 7 has no spyware, no built-in advertisement, no annoying forced update, no several restart to install update that will damage your computer a lot and more spyware added. All of those are on windows 10 but not windows 7.

Microsoft: we will stop giving Windows 7 support after January 14, 2020.
Me: I don't care. What is my anti virus for? I don't give a sh*t to Windows 10. Complete garbage.

Mom: look I bought you a new mac book pro!
Me: *format everything and installing windows 7.

by idkwhatshouldbemyusername November 04, 2019

Windows 10

To keep asking again and again until the person says yes.

Mike: Will you go out with me, please?
Jane: For the 10th time, no. Don't Windows 10 me.

by Nik1000 April 29, 2016

Windows tax

The cost of having to pay for a unneeded Windows license, is often referrer to as Windows tax, primarily in the open source community. However by the Windows OEM EULA, you can get your Windows license refunded, if you can't/don't accept the EULA terms.

Lenovo hanged up on me when I tried to get a Windows tax refund.

by Asbjørn Sloth Tønnesen May 30, 2008