peep toad

little fart that makes a little noise

Sam: I kinda farted
Jared: Sounds like a peep toad

by Jaseguin January 13, 2008

butt toad

A nasty warty toad that lives up the bum of Stigmata Boy.

Butt Toads (toadus-arsus) live of cheese and cheese based products. They a reknown for talking complete crap, but been a rectal parasite that is hardly a stunning fact.

Some belive that a race of butt toad

"George Bush is breeding an army of Butt Toads up his own arse, when the time is right .. they will stike..."

by ~betamax~ October 12, 2004

Ocean Toad

It is too obvious to mention.

Behold, an "Ocean Toad"

by woodrowman November 26, 2010

Toad Dick

the size of Toad's Dick... approxamitely the size of long island

a football field is about 1/1000th of a toad dick wide

by Mdp12345 October 23, 2007

FOAD, Toad

An insult to someone you REALLY want to hurt or to leave you alone. (Fuck off and die, toad)

Why don't you FOAD, toad? You're not wanted here.

by The Lady Rowan July 28, 2018

TOAD FACE

The result of when you do too much cocaine. Your face gets so numb. You make this facial expression that resembles a toad's face.

Dude A: Dude, guess what? I did so much cocaine yesterday. My face got so numb. I made this crazy facial expression.

Dude B: Yeah I know. I was there.

Dude A: Oh yeah!

Dude B: You looked like a freaking toad! You were doing the Toad Face!

Dude A: Sweet!

Dude B: You were freaking awesome!

by SERGIO SANDOVAL January 10, 2009

car toad

A useless creature who, when on a road trip, never (or rarely) leaves the car to use the bathroom or get food. They can typically be observed with a pillow, blanket, or gameboy-like object.

We stopped to use the bathroom at 7-11 but Jenny the car toad didn't have to go.

by TheCarToad July 12, 2009