Thor

An imbecile who seems to think that he would be a better ruler than our lord and saviour Loki Laufeyson.

"I AM THE GOD OF THUNDERRRRRRR!!" ~Thor

by Willow Laufeyson September 14, 2018

Thor

Awesome. Really Awesome. Notice the obvious Capital A of Awesome, you douchebag. Because it really is Awesome. In fact, forget about it being Awesome. Its AWESOME.

Today was a really Thor day. I f*cked Mary!

by THE Thor May 02, 2011

Thor

Why do you SOUNDS like that!? You sound like you actively stole another man's voice in some sort of little mermaid-esque bargain. Like... There is a 6'5, 280 lb former paraplegic walking around without a voice and people are asking him "Hey, how did your recover?" And he's like 🤷 ♂️

Hym "Thor should not sound like that... When he hit puberty is balls dropped ALL THE WAY. It ain't right..."

by Hym Iam May 26, 2024

thor

A long hair bitch with his bob the builder hammer

thor my guy right here

by zzk May 13, 2019

thor arnold

He's a nigger

Thor Arnold is actually white, but he's a nigger.

by madcowdisdea January 30, 2017

thor arnold

generally a good buy who tends to have hugh lengths in both muscular and penis size.

wow, i wish i was thor arnold

by akasd asdaske January 30, 2017

Thor Special

When Thor jams his hammer into someones ass then climes to an elevation higher than the hammer holster (tree or roof). Then Thor proceeds to call the hammer, making the hammer fly up through the persons body and out their mouth.

Jake- "Yo, did you here about Cameran?"
Dean- "Yeah, he's in the hospital after getting the Thor Special."

by Dincoln May 19, 2025