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What I call homo-sapiens who are addictwd to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Hey, give me a drop-top (Marseilles): The First Juvenile Release...
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025
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Tie-in-the-face with a cherry on top

Occurs when you're on the rag and giving a guy who's wearing a tie a blow-job. Just before he shoots his load, you reach up and forcibly yank his head downwards so he jizzes in his own face. As he blinks in shock and awe at you, you grab your tampon string and pull it out swiftly, daubing his forehead with a bloody bindi.
I was mad-horny on Monday morning so I invited that hot bald guy from the mailroom into the executive bathroom and gave him a tie-in-the-face with a cherry on top.
by Kiki-jai August 29, 2014
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smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN

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smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN

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by bruhthisismyhandle August 18, 2021
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Top mug of the Future

A top mug of the future is a person who is destined to be a complete idiot at some point later in time. This could take weeks, months or even years! You can usually tell when someone is a "top mug of the future" if they always do something annoying or stupid, but each time it gets worse.
1. You are just a 'top mug of the future'.

2. He is such a 'top mug of the future'

3. It's obvious he's destined to be the next 'top mug of the future'.
by Arnold Long John March 11, 2010
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Top Dishin in the Mission

Using the iPhone App TopDish while eating in the San Francisco Mission District.
Aye yo! I saw you were Top Dishin in the Mission lastnight!
by gQ0zx July 11, 2011
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Top it in the mornin' to ya' laddies

The intro to all of videos for the youtuber JackSepticEye.
"Top it in the mornin' to ya' laddies! My name is JackSepticEye and today we'll be playing HAPPY WHEELS!"
by SortOfSmart101 September 25, 2016
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Choofing at top speed in the ass

A phrase most commonly used to describe something that is happening quickly.
“Yo Damo! Watch out that car’s choofing at top speed in the ass!”
by Codizzle23 April 29, 2020
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