Swedish Intervals

Skipping a Nordic Ski Workout for Sexual Intercourse

Susan and I were going to do a 10k, but she looked so good in the spandex I took her home for Swedish Intervals

by Bonk6 January 16, 2010

Swedish shuffle

When someone doesn't want to be part of the conversation any longera but haven't got a good way to get away, they simply slide out of the conversation. A Swedish shuffle.

Wait, wasn't Mark with us just now?
I guess he did a Swedish shuffle.

by Braxenator January 27, 2019

Swedish Nap

A nap taken by two people, one of which is Swedish or of Swedish decent. Rated in levels of 1-4 increasing with the level of sexual activity similar to that of the four basis of sex.

Elsa and I took a level 2 Swedish nap today I can't wait till she lets me go to level 4!

by Mtdependable October 18, 2017

Swedish Bidet

The act of cumming in a girl's mouth and then having her spit it into your own mouth, where you then spread her anus and spit the cum into it.

My girlfriend asked me to give her a Swedish Bidet and I couldn't say no

Brian gave Sally an awesome Swedish Bidet

by Keto Arra July 14, 2022

Swedish Courage

The operation of a motor vehicle, specifically an upscale sedan, in a questionably aggressive manner through a false sense of security, in the mistaken belief that advanced restraint, steering, braking and/or suspension systems and higher chassis build quality will permit the driver to escape collision or injury.

The term apparently originates from the emphasis on safety in Volvo's ongoing advertising campaign.

"Yo! Did you see that Beemer cut off that ambulance and rip across six lanes to that offramp?"

"Monkey got a bad case of Swedish courage..."

by MrMRM December 17, 2009

Swedish stear

Girl gives you a hand job but your buddy moves her arm. Similar to Dutch rudder.

Dustin and Adam were pretty close after their Swedish stear.

by Hahny Bonnie May 19, 2013

swedish scarf

The Swedish Scarf is the act of performing the standing "69" position with a blonde that is choking her partner out with her hairy legs while being eaten out.

"Hey baby wanna let me wear your Swedish scarf?"

by Smdoff345 November 24, 2013