Oxford squeeze

The British upper classes way of saying "Dutch oven"

I say Reginald it appears I have gotten you in a Oxford squeeze. Good show

by Thecoldone March 21, 2019

Dry squeeze

(v) the periods during a diarrhetic poop session in which poop fails to present itself. (see: dry heave)

Monica: Hey! You're back! But, you're face is all red. Was that a Dry squeeze?

Carl: Yes. Toss my salad?
Monica: Sure!

by sickboy:( February 9, 2013

Thigh Squeeze

On November 5th anyone can squeeze anyone’s upper or inner thigh without permission.

I squeeze your thigh, you squeeze my thigh because it’s Thigh Squeeze day!

by Madeasajoke21 November 4, 2019

Squeezed the orange

Where a women gets an abortion. Somewhat like popping a cherry but for abortion.

"Did you hear about that chick on 16 and pregnant? She got the abortion."
"What?"
"Oh, she Squeezed the orange, to make it simple."
"Oh, speak English,smartass.

by G-Swizzy gets busy June 20, 2010

cattle squeeze

Sexual position in which the girl on the bottom (laying on their back) puts her legs vertical and which the male does a missionary style position and puts his skull between her legs and she closes her legs on him like a cow in a cattle squeeze.

Last night Ronda hit me with the cattle squeeze and it sent me back to my days on the ranch.

by Mowerdover November 10, 2020

between the squeeze

The act of sitting on someone’s lap and pooping between their legs while they are also pooping.

Things got real hot between the squeeze after those jalapeño poppers.

by kungfumelissa November 18, 2017

Squeeze The Chicken

"a nicer way to tell people you gotta go piss"

"MOM!......Ima go Squeeze The Chicken!!!"

"I drank too much aqua, better go squeeze the chicken."

by RYUHD October 2, 2017