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snow channel

Television static. Used as a euphemism for the black-and-white specks that flash across the screen, giving the impression of falling snow.
I hooked up my cable, but nothing came through. All I could watch last night was the snow channel.
by Peter W.N. May 7, 2008
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dingle snow

Tiny balls of toilet paper and poo blended together. These end up on the toilet seat or in your undershorts (panties for the ladies), when wiping with that expensive ass paper that is so soft it crumbles to pieces if excessive force is applied.
When I wipe my ass at your momma's house, it's like a dingle snow blizzard blew in. She buys that quilted cotton comforter shit for ass paper.
by MTnTX November 25, 2019
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Dill-Snow

A condom in which is filled with snow and has tiny holes at the tip. Usually tied of with a big knot for easy gripping. Also known as a "Fake-Ice-Man".
Oh my god Jared, you are such a disappointment, just pull out and make me a Dill-Snow or get the fuck out!
by Uncle Funcle November 1, 2019
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Tina Snow

Tina Snow is Megan Thee Stallion’s first alter ego and was inspired by late Houston rapper Pimp C's alias Tony Snow.
"Young Tina Snow goin' hard on hoe, ah"
by PIayTimeOva March 2, 2021
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snow stop

the choice to not come to a complete stop at a stop sign to avoid skidding and for fear of spinning one's wheels on snow and/or ice while trying to move forward again.

similar to a rolling stop.
Man, that cop didn't appreciate my snow stop.

Thank goodness I did a snow stop on that hill. There was no way I was going to get going again.
by Jane.Doe December 13, 2010
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Jake Snow

Unlike the cooler and more badass “Jon Snow” from Game of Thrones seasons 1-6, the “Jake Snow” of Game of Thrones season 8, simply stands around like a blank slate and only acts out of pure interest for his “Queen”, always kneeling in her presence and complying to whatever she demands with little to no self-control, dignity, or intelligence of their own.
“Dude, stop being such a Jake Snow, that girl is just using you.”

“But, she’s mah Queen. If she wants it, I’ll do it for her.”

“She’s literally using your credit card for everything!”

“Isn’t she beautiful?”
by SolusPrimus67 February 11, 2021
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Simon Snow

Simon is traumatized by, his horrible up bringing in children's homes, every event he got tangled up in as the result of being a magical nuclear reactor, as well as finding out (spoilers) that he has been draining the magic from the world everytime he does a spell or goes off.

Simon is wonderful and deserves so much better than he has ever gotten, or let himself have. Simon loves Baz, but doesn't believe he is good enough for Baz.

Although Simon deserves better, he should not be treated like a helpless baby, because he is infact a capable "adult."

Simon's favorite food is butter, he also love sour cherry scones and roast beef.
"Simon Snow, it hurts to look at you when you're this happy. And it hurts to look at your when your depressed."

Person1: Why are you crying?
Person2: I'm thinking about Simon snow.
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