peanut gallery

george bush's presidential cabinet
or
a group of (sometimes stupid) people that make comments on something they are watching or listening to; spectators with a verbal opinion

"we will not tolerate comments from the peanut gallery," said the announcer.

by kelly meier March 04, 2004

peanutting

A form of sex where the girl hangs upside down and the guy forces his peanut butter covered penis in her mouth.

"Honey, can we try some peanutting tonight?"

by peanutguy69 April 27, 2016

peanut dick

The result of causing someone to pink sock

If I hadn't worn a condom, I'd be sporting some filthy peanut dick.

by drb0mb October 04, 2007

Ricky the peanut

A very salty character whos head was replaced at birth by the KP clang. salt for hair.

Hey, look it ricky the peanut and where is the salt falling from ohh yes it's Ricky

by urwin May 02, 2008

PEANUT BUTTERS

WHEN YOU SIT ON THE POT AND PUSH LIKE MAD AND ALL THAT COMES IS A THICK PASTEY BROWN NUTTY TAFFY ROPE AND WHEN YOU WIPE YOUR STINK BUTTON IT NEVER COMES CLEAN SO YOU RESORT TO A WET NAP THEN YOU HAVE TO WIPE ONE MORE TIME TO DRY YOUR ASS BYE THIS TIME YOU HAVE IRRITATED YOUR SHITTER AND ARE BACK ON THE CRAPPER FOR A SECOND GO AROUND ITS FKN MADDENING THATS THE PEANUT BUTTERS ITS THICK PAINFUL AND IT NEVER QUITS

MAN MY POO HOLE ACHES IVE BEEN UP ALL NITE WITH THE FILTHY PEANUT BUTTERS I RAN OUT OF ASS WIPE SO I USED AN OLD SOCK I WAS SO TIRED I FLUSHED IT WHAT A MISTAKE I HAD A MAJOR SHIT FLOOD KANKLE DEEP I SAID FK IT AND WENT TO BED WET FEET AND ALL

by shannon motowakan October 13, 2011

Peanut Allergy

A Peanut Allergy is a biological mutation causing an individual’s body to be incapable of processing peanuts or peanut products. This condition rarely shows up in normal people, but is generally a symptom of being homeschooled or sheltered as a child. Doctors have difficulty diagnosing a Peanut Allergy, so they typically rely on other symptoms of being homeschooled. These symptoms include a lack of any athletic ability, inability to make eye contact, or an insatiable desire to participate in spelling bees. There is no known cure to a Peant Allergy, but exposing affected individuals to standard social interactions has shown to decrease the severity of the allergic reaction.

Bob: Why doesn’t he want any of my peanut butter cookies?
Kiesha: He was homeschooled, so he has a Peanut Allergy.
Bob: Oh, that explains why he made a strange noise and ran away when I tried to talk to him. Sad.

by Home sCOOL May 11, 2021

Purple peanuts

hemorrhoids; vascular structures in the anal canal which help with stool control. They become swollen or inflamed.

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by Twist of Cain March 17, 2011