by Firecracker Glen March 15, 2021
Get the Tactical Microwavemug. saud:i can say two words that can make you wet
person: what are the two words
khalid: microwave this pussy
person: what are the two words
khalid: microwave this pussy
by hooty with the booty January 10, 2021
Get the microwave this pussymug. A very gay person who’s in denial.
They claim to not like men but then post about how much they want to marry a guy.
They are also very sweet so be nice to him
They claim to not like men but then post about how much they want to marry a guy.
They are also very sweet so be nice to him
Person 1: oh my friend keeps saying they aren’t gay yet they keep simping for a guy on discord
Me: that reminds me of my friend microwaveable rat
Me: that reminds me of my friend microwaveable rat
by G0LDF1SH July 20, 2021
Get the Microwaveable ratmug. The mythical bread that is left on top of a microwave that gains hulk strength from being left on top of a microwave while being run#DeAndre Smalls
by Sqaud7 February 13, 2019
Get the Microwave breadmug. Looks good in pictures but not in reality.
1. A person who is attractive in photos but not in reality. The opposite of in-person hot.
2. A situation that seems great on paper, but is definitely not great once it happens. Similar to Honeypot.
1. A person who is attractive in photos but not in reality. The opposite of in-person hot.
2. A situation that seems great on paper, but is definitely not great once it happens. Similar to Honeypot.
Friend: Hey bro... Check out my girlfriend.
Guy: Dang she's hot....
*Meets her*
Guy: Yeah nvm dude....she's a total microwave dinner.
Guy: Dang she's hot....
*Meets her*
Guy: Yeah nvm dude....she's a total microwave dinner.
by Karab okama August 11, 2019
Get the Microwave dinnermug. Macro-Microwaving is the act of entering an excessive amount of time to cook something in the microwave but standing by to remove the item when it is finished cooking.
Person 1 in work break room waiting to use microwave: "Whoa, 20 minutes for a bowl of soup?"
Person 2 in work break room trying to use microwave: "Relax, I'm macro-microwaving."
Person 2 in work break room trying to use microwave: "Relax, I'm macro-microwaving."
by rufusclay November 9, 2013
Get the macro-microwavingmug. A sexual where one partner is laying face down on the floor, or a bed, and the other repeatedly stuffs the partners anus with electric hand warmers, until no more can fit.
by pastramillion November 15, 2018
Get the Canadian microwavemug.