Muff pad

Another name for Strip Joint.

I checked out the muff pad last night, and the ladies were all over the place.

by badgrammir February 6, 2009

fuzzy muff

This is another word for those in inform, ie the Police

I was driving in my car and got pulled over by the fuzzy muff

by SaQ January 5, 2004

Muff Dynasty

Basically a trifecta of pussy, parliament cigarettes, and pre pubesant kids who like to lick the bick and get down and dirty with a pair of rust scissors

Wow Kate must be a part of muff dynasty with that kind of lady monger

by Beewizz April 14, 2019

Clouded by Muff

When a man is so overcome by the sweet taste of pussy(s), or the possibility of tasting pussy(s), that all rational thought is discarded in the pursuit of that pussy(s).

John: "What the fuck was Bart thinking shagging that butt-ugly fat-bird last night? Man she made me wanna spew!"

Mike: "Who knows dude, he was probably clouded by muff"

by Movershaker August 27, 2008

Muff jacket

An item of apparel (eg. underwear) designed for either warming &/or covering the entirety or majority of a woman's muff (vagina, pussy, beef curtains, etc.).

"Just remember girls, no muff jacket's in the hot tub".

"May I remove your muff jacket with my teeth?"

"Hey Bucky, is that new muff jacket adequately warming your vagina?"

by Muffjacket May 23, 2013

muff rat

see bearded clam

Just throw that boyfriend dog of yours a muff rat.

by enspration5 May 28, 2004

muff milk

Simply when a female cums.

I fuckd this chick so hard her muff milk squirted all over me.

by kstan3 October 11, 2010