lord of the rings shit

epic shit after some lsd!

" fuck, what's that that? "
" - oh, Gle had a lord of the rings shit! "

by daniel whois October 21, 2009

obsessive lord of the rings disorder

When you can't stop purchasing lord of the rings books.

In a bookshop, "Hi, can I have a newspaper please.....oh and can I just check what versions of lord of the rings books you have please?"
" Sorry I have obsessive lord of the rings disorder"

by Dazzapkb January 28, 2022

Half Lord of the Fishes

The plastic pool toy one of my friends stole from the public pool. They are the Half Lord of the Fishes, and the public pool fish is their son, The Quarter Lord of the Fishes.
Can also be used to describe someone with the attention span of a dead goldfish.

Person 1: Dude, Spencer was being such a Half Lord of the Fishes in class today.
Person 2: Indeed

by Sexy Worm March 15, 2025

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by conkersbaddddddddddddddddddddd December 29, 2020

Lord Rat The First

Person with massive dick and balls, better than abberat in every way

Person 1: OMFG ITS LORD RAT THE FIRST *CUMS*

Person 2: OMG IT IS *dies*

by NOTLORDRATTHEFIRST January 18, 2022

Lord Barquar the 3rd

Lord Barquar the 3rd is an amazing ruler of Tilypoo. Tilypoo is the most beautiful country in the world. Lord Barquar the 3rd would sacrifice his life for his kingdom and his people. He always wears a bow tie and has a neutral face with bushy brows. He also has a gorgeous double chin when he laughs and his smile is as bright as the sun(people have been blinded). He speaks twenty languages, including pig Latin and the language of the roaches. He is so extremely brave that he fought a battle against another kingdom all by himself, with his whip of course as well as his blade, Axrius. He has seventeen children with Lady Barquar the seventh. His favourite colour is hot pink, and he is always wearing bright colours, especially the neons, to stun his enemies. He wears a skintight bodysuit to show off his curves. He loves his skinny leather pants more that his wife.

Have you seen Lord Barquar the 3rd?

Yeah, he's gorgeous!

by stelly nutelly September 11, 2022

Lord of the Cocks

Based on a constant erection and given the length and girth. Be careful rounding corners, in your house, or any place of business, as you will put holes in the sheetrock and constantly knock over table lamps. It is recommended, by every doctor in america. To not get too close to the Lord of the Cocks, as he will cause bodily harm. It is recommended by doctors in America, that women protect all orifices when in the presence of the Lord of the Cocks. Fyi, the Lord of the Cocks can and will fuck 20 women at a time. May the Lord of the cocks be in you.

The Lord of the Cocks does not own a ceiling fan.

by Lord of the Cocks July 16, 2024