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Rumson fair haven is a badass place to be educated, the students and faculty are absolutely reckless in the most incredibly positive way ever... It is the farthest thing from ethnically diverse in terms of the student body, and it rains money in rumson in particular. The diversity among the whites, however is definitiely apparent-- consisting in the form if ivy-league attending socialites, this year currently at around 15 attendees, to the waste-of-life students that are sent to reject states such as wyoming every year for rehab because of their psychotic, excessive drug use... Let us not, however, generalize... We can not possibly make the mistake of forgetting the band and color guards, and their pathetic attempts at what they call performances and entertainment. The audience is often conflicted with the.question of what is worse?? Boo-ing them off the beautifully turfed football field (here we go boiiiizzz) perhaps crushing their hearts, or even worse-- keeping quiet while they continue to embarrass themsleves with their out of tune tuba's and bizzarre uniforms that look more like halloween costumes..... Hahaha the football teamy took states this year, for the first time in HISTORY! We are legends!!!! Let's go dawgs!
Rumson fair haven regional high school suxx
Bro you drunk??? Lol
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Haven

The sexiest curly hair man you will ever see, with bright blue eyes and large fat cock, he gets all the ladies. Even one quick look could make you pass out just by staring into the pupils! He is also smart, and athletic, please just. love me. please. i'm so lonely.
"please love Haven. Please."
by GangsterYodaMasterBaiter November 9, 2020
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Haven of Mines

Haven of Mines (also knows as HoM) is an ongoing 2 season show about a group of friends, drama, and some magical sources. Its fandom is mostly found on the kid's site scratch and oddly is not known anywhere else.

Some characters include:
-poppy
-blair

-josh
-constance
-clair
Have you seen the newest season of Haven of Mines?

Haven of Mines is my favorite show.
by Sobbinf May 2, 2023
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fluffle haven

The little piece of a wedding dress that the mother of the groom traditionally gives to the groom before the wedding.
Did you see Aubrey’s fluffle haven from her dress? I bet her dress is gorgeous.
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Haven site master

The ultimate council estate boss. The type that owns the Haven caravan site. Usually defined by the name “Kacey-Leigh” or “Tanya-Jade”. Has to shout their 9 kids at a minimum of 245 decibels - enough for their voice to cause a 6.8 magnitude earthquake.
Orrrrr nahhh, look at that haven site master over there
by TheMask00_1 May 11, 2025
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Havens

Havens is the kind of girl you can't stop from eating. She always has something to say and is not afraid to share her deepest secrets. Sometimes you just want to friend zone her. Many awkward moments happen when around a Havens. She is always ready with a conversation starter about the weather. She is really stubborn and likes to be a control freak. Don't get on her bad side.
guy 1: "this girl in my group is awful"
guy 2: "must be a havens..."
by Mr. Blueberry Love December 1, 2018
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Haven Robinson

a celebrity known for being the best and cutest. Played on SpongeBob live action
omg I love haven Robinson she’s on SpongeBob SquarePants live action
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