Fine athletic figure

A way of calling a black guy a nigger without appearing to be racist.

Damn that fine athletic figure was fast!! He just grabbed my tv and was gone!!!

or alternatively...

Oi! Johnson you fine athletic figure! Come Here!

by supey123 December 13, 2007

figure skatin ass nigga

a man who (figuratively) figure skates thru life with no concern for who he skates upon or cuts with his bitch ass skates. He has no loyalties to friends or girlfriends. He also usually rocks a faux hawk

He's just a figure skatin ass nigga, don't get hung up.

by Foofyfoof January 08, 2014

Figure 4 Leg Lock

One of the most painful submission moves in wrestling today. It became popular due to the legendary Nature Boy, Ric Flair using it as his signature move. As such, a wrestling crowd will start shouting "Wooooo!" as a tribute to the now retired wrestler. Example linked below.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4YD4LVpk3E

Michael Cole: Oh no! Ric Flair is trying to lock in the Figure 4 Leg Lock! If he does this match could be over!

King: Ouch! Can you hear MVP screaming? I can't believe he still hasn't tapped out!

by GangstaRizeal January 28, 2009

Parental figure of female gender

Yo mama

Yo I wanna visit your parental figure of female gender

by Deez nut_ella jars are nice. December 05, 2021

six figures i was only four

Shane Dawson’s favourite song, six figures by Justin Roberts

Six Figures is a song used in memes

guy: sIx fIgUrEs I waS onLy fOuR
girl: haha love that meme
girl: *does orange justice*

by nbc news, your local fake news October 17, 2018

Figure of a 5 year old boy

A girl who has a flat figue that closly resembles that of a little boy.

That flat chested actress has the figure of a 5 year old boy.

by Tomahick November 20, 2005

Fuck Me Figuratively Up The Ass

An exclamation of extreme shock and disbelief, whether at an event or a sight being witnessed.

Can also be used when you discover someone has been fucking you over.

Person 1: Holy shit! What the hell is that person doing?
Person 2: Well, fuck me figuratively up the ass, they're raping a dog.

Person 1: You have a date with Sally? You know, she has a boyfriend.
Person 2: Fuck me figuratively up the ass! Three months and she never said anything!

by ElectroSophie March 29, 2009