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crank the cradle

Masturbate, mostly a guy.
For a female the correct sentence is wiggle the jiggle
Duudee, I just saw Lindsay again. I gotta get home to crank the cradle!
by Vinnnny9 June 8, 2019
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Three Finger Cradle

The way in which a person holds a Fushigi while mesmerizing all their friends.
My three finger cradle is so stable, I never drop that shit.
by Jablomi November 9, 2010
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Cat’s in the cradle

A reference from the song “cat’s in the cradle” by Harry Chapin which might be used to describe a situation in which a person starts to give lesser time to a relationship. In case of the song it was used for a father and son situation.
Dad can you stop with the cat’s in the cradle!
by Rangreza September 29, 2022
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Cradle Baby

A person who was not held much as a baby, and therefore has a head that is flat in the back.
You can tell he was a cradle baby.
by ArtisticAuthor July 28, 2022
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Newton’s Cradle

When a male is standing feet apart, and another male is standing behind tries to slap your butt, but instead his fingers come upon impact to a single testicle, which in turn Newton's cradle demonstrates the third law of motion. When one of the balls is lifted and released, it strikes the remaining stationary balls and sends force through all of them to push the ball on the other end away.
David stood behind Chris in Nanoom, attempting to slap his butt, however David accidentally missed Chris’s cheeks and his finger managed to hit a single testicle, resulting in a “Newton’s Cradle “.
by Nanoom secret December 28, 2023
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The Puaisy Cradle

noun 1. The act or body position of one individuals upper torso laying in between another persons lower frame in linkage. 2. Person #1 sleeping head first nearby or on top of Person #2's genital area as an anatomy pillow.
She asked me what my favorite sleeping position was. I told her "The Puaisy Cradle of course."
by MisterMom February 6, 2018
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Newton’s Cradle

The act of one person slapping someone’s ass and then as the shoot forward, another tap goes to their crotch
Tom: Let’s Newton’s Cradle Jack
Harry: Ok you go round the front I’ll go round the back
by imad666 June 2, 2021
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