Carpeting the garden

What gays call it when they cum on each others butt holes.

Also what iron does instead of growing real grass
by Jimmmmz April 14, 2017
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Carpet cleaner

You or your partner grow out your pubes and other body hair for 7 months then drink cleaning supplies and throw the resulting liquid up on the hair of the recipient after this rub liquid in good wait 30 mins then proceed to lick them clean.
by Thunder storm February 12, 2020
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carpet frog

“Jack’s been passing carpet frogs all morning after those beans...”
by KingSingh January 22, 2018
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Carpet Wiper

Wiping your rusty sheriff's badge like a maniac after a nice solid bowel movement. Instead of using small strokes to ensure a clean behind, a carpet wiper makes multiple aggressive passes with the same TP. It makes a similar sound to cleaning a carpet stain.
This guy at the office makes me uncomfy when I hear him wipe. He's a carpet wiper for sure & I'm concerned about the status of his balloon knot.
by Smooth Oper8or March 09, 2020
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Carpet nurse

A nurse who works in administrative offices, makes rules for bedside nurses with no idea what it's really like.
"She's a carpet nurse, she'd never do hands on patient care".
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carpet slut

when your dog violently rubs its tiddies on the carpet
Archie stop being such a carpet slut.
by thankiest thanker November 20, 2021
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