ghost booger

After you have picked your nose or rubbed your nose and you're not around a mirror, you get the feeling that a booger is hanging out there when it's really just a nose hair that's been moved around.
I picked my nose when no one was looking, but now I can't be sure if I have a ghost booger or the real thing.
by reddogs77 July 23, 2008
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booger pipe

A pipe used for smoking methamphetamine. The meth resembles a booger when it cools on the bottom of the pipe.
Tim was smoking his booger pipe when the air conditioning kicked on and his pipe broke in his hand.
by Whocaresanyway? July 10, 2009
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crotch booger

Dried mucous formations that cling to pubic hair around the vagina and anus.
Wow! I went down on that chic and got a mouthful of crotch boogers.
by cesever August 19, 2007
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Card Boogers

That sticky stuff used to stick cards to paper in ads
"Hey, honey - we got an offer for 0% interest on a new credit card!"
"You stay away from me with those card boogers"
by dabizill November 27, 2009
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Phantom Booger

After blowing your nose on a tissue, a phantom booger is a booger that did not make it to the tissue and is nowhere to be found. Common destinations of the phantom booger are your arms, hair, face, steering wheel, keyboard, and monitor. Phantom boogers can potentially lead to embarrassment and awkward social situations.
Dude #1: Dude, I just blew my nose and the booger is nowhere to be found!

Dude #2: Dude, it must be a phantom booger!

Dude #1: I must find it!

Dude #2: Dude, it's on your cheek!

Dude #1: o noes!!
by TehTonster October 04, 2008
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eye boogers

Tiny, crusty green balls found in the inner corner of your eyes, usually after you wake up. They are called “eye boogers” because they are green, tiny, and appear in your eyes like how boogers appear in your nose.
When I woke up this morning, I had so many eye boogers!!! It was gross.
by What_A_Dayyyy July 17, 2018
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booger jerky

A dried booger found stuck to the underside of the table or the arm of a chair in a public seating area or any other obscure area where a booger would be covertly wiped.
Hey Kenny... check out that booger jerky on the edge of Jeff's desk! It's as big as a craisin dude!
by Raven - Fairbanks AK. March 04, 2010
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