Schlouga de Bloom

The act of having coffee in the morning.

“Would you like to come over and Schlouga de Bloom.”

by MF2020 November 1, 2020

Blooming

/ˈblo͞omiNG/

Verb
When a man tucks his penis between his legs to make it looks like he has a vagina, then slowly releases the pressure so his penis springs up like a flower blooming.

I thought John and his friends were working on his Harley, but when I went out to the garage, he was blooming in front of them.

by Derrick Leslie September 29, 2022

Pussy bloom

Pussy Blooming is similar to pussy gaping but are smaller and more natural looking. It refers to the way pussies expand during sex when arousal is high. For example: PussyBloom2 on pornhub

that pussy bloomed as she came

by pbloom September 9, 2025

Blooming

To ejaculate. Usually screamed.

"Aw fuck dude... dude... I'm... I'm... I'M BLOOMING!!!

by YourLocalMicrocelebrity April 5, 2024

Bloom scrolling

When you are reading stories or looking at memes that are genuinely positive. The opposite of doom scrolling.

I spend 30 minutes a day bloom scrolling to remember there's still good in the world.

by Anonymous Sunflower September 12, 2025

blooming onion

way of saying how garbage a person of color's haircut is. especially if its bunched up on the top of their head.

person 1: that nigga got a wicked haircut.

person 2: that shit looks like a blooming onion.

by busa quikie August 12, 2024

Bloom Method

The Bloom Method is a scientifically-backed technique that eliminates digital distractions, including addictive apps like TikTok, Instagram, Snapchat, and even p*rn. Using the Bloom Card, it blocks these distractions, helping you focus on high-value tasks such as studying, working on projects, or improving your health. Over time, it rewires your habits, replacing mindless scrolling with intentional, productive actions, leading to increased focus, healthier habits, and greater overall success.

Im going to start using the Bloom Method.

by loadingllama March 30, 2025