vanilla crusty

A description of an old white bitch

do you see that vanilla crusty over there? She looks like she's from a wendy's.

by cardnumber January 3, 2021

Vanilla Swirl

A term used by swingers to describe someone who is interested in, but does not live the Lifestyle.

Yeah Jessica been asking allot of questions about swinging latley. Oh i knew she was a vanilla swirl.

by soddy by goddy January 7, 2018

vanilla shine

When someone is radiant in the most bland way possible.

I mean he's okay, he got that vanilla shine...

by astrowebs December 3, 2019

Vanilla Donkoff

When you place wagers on sports, specifically live wagers, using a prepaid credit card, and you have no clue the event is actually going on and cannot be substantiated.

I Vanilla Donkoffed on woman's handball livers, I took the over first half.
365 fo life!!!

by Hi There!! October 22, 2013

vanilla oreo

(n.) A white person who acts white. Vanilla Oreos frequently drive their minivans to local tennis courts. A vanilla Oreo is similar to an Oreo, but instead of being black they are white.

Yo dude , that guy Bradley is such a vanilla Oreo.

by Hnery Derpington III February 22, 2017

Vanilla Salt

When someone is pretending to be salty, or offering fake sympathy.

Example 1:
"Ouch, what a bad call."
"Get out of here with your Vanilla salt, man. You don't even like football."

by kirisame312 January 27, 2015

vanilla raspberry

The act of ejaculating inside a woman’s vagina and giving her a raspberry directly after.

“I gave Jessica a vanilla raspberry last night and she loved it”

by Scummycoaster January 10, 2019