telemockery

To play a joke or harrass a telemarketer (harrassing phone salesperson) back when they call you.

Tom: Hello
Telemarketer: Is Tom Barker available?
Tom: yah, he's not married..ha ha ha, that me sweet heart
Telemarketer: Hi, this is Susy with Flossy Cruises, you've just won a cruise, all expenses paid for two to..
Tom: Susy, hey Susy that's a sexy name will you come with me on the cruise?
Telemarketer: um, Sorry Tom I'm not able to do that
Tom: oh i guess since you work there you can't come with me, hey that's ok, I can get you a fake ID with a new name baby
Telemarketer: I appreciate that Mr. Barker but let me tell you how to claim your prize, all you have to do is attend a short presentation this Saturday at the Flossy Inn
Tom: OH Susy, I'll meet ya there honey, I'll get a room with a king size bed and..
Telemarketer:Um Mr. Barker please I won't be there, but let me tell you the exciting offers you will hear about at the presentation
Tom: Now Susy, I'm all excited about your offer, as a matter of fact I'll tell you about it..I'm touching it right now
CLICK
Tom:Susy? .....dial tone
... now people that's one sweet telemockery!

by lorak October 6, 2009

teenooler

A person between the ages of 13-19 who does school at home.

Jerry: Where do you go to school?
Elizabeth: I'm a teenooler, so I do it at home.
Jerry: what's that like? Do you do it in your pjs?
Elizabeth: Pretty much awesome and yes I do :)

by akgcode March 19, 2010

teetor

when your tutor is also your fuckbuddy.

Yeah, this college girl is teetoring me in math ;).

by Shane F 1992 December 1, 2010

Teetokal

tee-toke-al

Somebody who doesn't drink alcohol, or other drugs, but smokes weed.

David - Dude, you coming out drinking tonight?

John - Nahh man.. Im Teetokal, staying in, watching enter the void and smoking this 20 bag.

David - You are a more evolved human than I, live a healthy lifestyle and are aware of the pointlessness of alcohol and the shallow death that is a hangover.

by TSARS_ August 16, 2012

Teeyon-Montgomery

the perfected art of 1. falling down multiple sets of stairs, able to make the turns necessary to continue down the next flight 2. fake passing out in front of perceived authority figures (such as bosses, teachers, etc.)

(pulling fire alarms for fun is known as an 'Aires')

hey, let's play a prank on the teacher....i'm going to Teeyon-Montgomery down these steps.

by xhuman August 26, 2012

Teenocentric

Having yourself as the central interest and ultimate concern. Thinking you are the center of the universe. Characterized by or based on the attitude that one's self is superior.

Most high school girls are Teenocentric.

by number1forever June 20, 2012

Teenor

1) A teenage Tenor Sax player
2) A totally awesome mofo that is chill, but awesome at the same time, when used, mostly in the same sentence as Saxophone Meme and awesomazing

Dude, Teenor from Sax Meme is totally awesomazing

by mahonious May 18, 2013