Technologically Challenged

A term to describe people who annoy the fuck outta you when you try to explain how to use a simple piece of technology.

(Mom) How do you insert the DVD?
(You) Mom, thats an iPod, there is no slot...
(Mom) What a waste of money!!
(You) OMG you are Technologically Challenged....!

by sgg<3 February 25, 2011

Centre for United Nations Technology

Acronym for a derogatory term for a person (usually a woman). Considered by many to be one of the most offensive acronyms in the English language.

Person 1: I fucking hate Chris!
Person 2: Yeah, he definitely works for the Centre for United Nations Technology.
Person 1: I'm pretty sure he founded it.

by yalooze February 8, 2010

technological

Unofficial synonym for technical. Technological is just the long version and nobody cares about it; they can and will shorten it to technical.

Person 1: "I am experiencing technological issues"
Person 2: "STFU, technical is shorter to pronounce and write, and it saves up time"

by Eoin195314235r1245 August 18, 2018

Technology

A pleasure inducing entity for those who consider themselves gadgeteers. Involves locking oneself in one's room and playing with objects of a technological nature. Often times people with lisp's or strange voices who can not socialize normally because of their impediment are accustomed to a love of technological activities as well as hold a fondness for all sorts of gadgets.

"Technology rules!" (commonly shouted by gadgeteers in conjuction with a hand sign meaning "I am a loser!")

by Yo Yo Yooo February 21, 2007

South Hudson Institute of Tehnology

The US Military Academy at West Point, NY. This term is often used either by residents ot the lower Hudson Valley or by officers of the Army who went through ROTC or OCS.

Actually, it's the first engineering college founded in the USA

by Federalq2b June 5, 2005

technology orgasm

v. When one expierences an wordejaculation/word on meer sight of new and/or flashy and/or expensive items. Both males and females can expierence a technology orgasm.

When I saw that 72" Plasma HDTV, in the back of that H2 Limo, I had a technologyorgasm. No no.. Serously. I really wordcame/word in my trousers..

Also see:
wordHoly Fuck/word
wordtigolbitties/word

by Vomit God March 19, 2003

Academy Of Information Technology and Engineering

A gay ass school where everyone worships the overlord Seji. The best class to have is Math where the teacher isn't there half the time so the only thing you do is smoke pot and play pokemon in the room for an hour and a half. Every Friday there is a sacrifice to the overlord Seji where someone has be slow roasted in a fire for twenty four hours, three minutes, and two seconds.

Are u going to go to westhill now instead of the Academy of Information Technology and Engineering?
Nope im being sacrificed to Seji this week.

by ^.^ rawr December 14, 2012