teller

teller is the name of someone who is usually short. he can always make you happy and let out a smile. he’ll make you feel like you have a friend, because you do! he’s your best friend. teller is the type of person who is caring and fun, and someone you should never let out of your life if you get the chance to have one.

person 1: “should i be friends with teller?”

person 2: “hell yes. is that even a question?”

by xmyax November 10, 2019

tempter-teaser

Small samples of a product given out for free at a store; usually food samples at a grocery store.

I get so full whenever I visit Costco because I just can't resist all those tempter-teasers.

by Ian E James November 15, 2005

squirrel teaser

two fingers in anal cavity and one finger in vagina

yea, i gave her the squirrel teaser

after i gave her the squirrel teaser my finger smelt like fish

by timbo420 January 26, 2009

Horny Teller

Like a story teller. They tell a sex story that makes you horny. The story bellow is told by an 18 year old horny teller.

I was in the middle of writing class. Suddenly my pencil felt hard. I then looked at the teacher. She looked back at me. Then she walked over and slowly stripped down every piece of paper she had on her. She then slid down my pants and started blowing on my pencil. She rubbed her giant Double D breasts against my pencil to sharpen it. Then my pencil bursted with led into her mouth. I then grabbed her giant Ass and pulled her onto my lap. I put the pencil into her vagina and thrusted in in an ad out so I could get it real sharp. She moaned. I could tell she wanted more. I thrusted harder and harder . I could hear it throbing. My pencil burtsed with led once more but I didn't pull it out. I kept thrusting it harder and faster. After bursting about 10 times I pulled out. I turned her around and shoved her onto the desk. I humpped her hard and fast. Then I entered my pencil into her hole and thrusted. I bursted again. Then my science teacher came in and stripped off her lab coat. I then stuck My hand into her warm Pussy and rubbed her deep and hard. I grinded her from the back as she moaned. I rubbed her oversized breasts with on hand and kept rubbing her pussy with the other. I then bursted.

Later he ran into his school and fucked every girl.
The story of an 18 year old student horny teller

by StoriesOfSex October 26, 2017

Teaner

a sexy, fun, entertaining, grown ass man

That Teaner over there is taken by a Rachel.

by BabyRach April 4, 2010

Whispering Story Teller

A whispering story teller is someone who tells you a story and then whispers when they say a talking part.

Storyteller: I was at the bar yesterday and I saw Rich, I was like *Whisper* Rich Rich wassup.

Guy: Dude, your such a whispering story teller!

by NightProwler October 3, 2006

chocolate weasel teaser

a homosexual

Mihalis is a chocolate weasel teaser because he is prone to lubricating his wang and cramming it up the rectum of men, especially those unready or unsuspecting.

by bose February 17, 2004