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Tanked

When you miss a jump or whipe out on something
Hey look at that kid, looks like he tanked that tabletop
by Robb May 24, 2003
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Tank

Some one who is strong or has a lot of muscle
"Yo man! Did you see that guy, he is a tank!"
by Shawna Butts April 25, 2007
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tanks

How some faggots say the word, "thanks".
{Primo}: What time does the Six Eleven open today?
{Craig}: It opens at 11:00am.
{Primo}: Tanks!
by Telephony January 6, 2021
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in the tank

Someone who is extremely hung over, tired, confused, or ill but having to function either at a job or some other event where the person must be on top of their game..
1. "Hey Marie, how's it going?"
- "ugh. I'm in the tank. Tim came home this weekend and I didn't get enough sleep."

2. "Ok, did everyone get that? Tuesday we are going."
-"uh, no.. what was that again?"
"Marie..<annoyed>"
-"Sorry man I must be in the tank today."
by River City Smokers January 28, 2008
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tanking

Thinking in absolute isolation, without any visual or aural aids, influences or clues. Usually done in a special isolation tank, developed by John Lilly, where the tanker lies naked and alone for long periods of time. Such process might interest biologists, writers and psilosophers.
Watch Ken Russell's film "Altered States" for a great take on the subject.
by Boyan K September 3, 2005
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tanking

"her ma gave her a right tanking when she got home"

"i tanked that bitch"
by gemma the llama January 21, 2008
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tanking

1: To take a shit in the tank of a toilet. Ususally done on the day you move out, or at the house of someone you hate.

2: To fill the toilet tank with 20+ packs of jello.
I'm tanking the toilet, so we can leave right after.
by Spammerman August 16, 2006
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