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swagger of a cripple

when you're walking with a swagger, but it's because you got injured.
Tom: Yo dude, Joe broke his leg
Bob: Haha yeah he's got the swagger of a cripple
by tgkoerxidx September 10, 2011
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swagger

Faux-macho posturing meant to distract you from the fact that a guy has nothing to offer you but false confidence.
Dave liked to think he was full of swagger. He fooled some people, but the perceptive ones knew that, underneath all that bravado, he was laden with insecurities.
by DROCK2265 July 1, 2014
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Swagger

Swagger is the embodiment of swag. The way you walk, talk, and incorporate body language in the art of making yourself intriguing.
His swagger caused her to introduce herself to a stranger and want to get to know him.
by JStoudemire March 9, 2009
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swagger

A word which arrogant twats use that they think means they look really cool and confident but in reality they just look like twats. People who have "swagger" also tend not to be very bright.
"Hey check that guy strutting about, he got swagger alright"

"Yeah he looks like a twat"
by Gobbleguts McWobbleboots November 15, 2011
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Swagger Hound

Someone who simply hounds all the swagger.
Look at that guy. Look how cool he is. He is such a swagger hound.
by EFrobes December 9, 2011
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swagger

Bill Clinton is the gold standard for swagger.

Every movie star has insane swagger.
by SmartSwag February 18, 2011
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swagger jagger

A derivation of "swagger jacker," a term for someone who copies another person's style or material and passes it off as their own. "Swagger jagger" was popularized by the Cher Lloyd song of the same name, which was the source of much mockery. It is still used occasionally and sometimes ironically.
Swagger jagger? I'm pretty sure that's not how it goes.
by wwwggwww December 16, 2011
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