iphone sushi

The article produced when one inserts one's water-soaked iPhone into a box of white rice, desperately trying to resuscitate it by having the rice draw out the moisture.

"Dude, sorry I didn't text you -- I've got iPhone sushi here thanks to my wife washing my trou without checking the pockets."

by FitofPeak July 26, 2015

Sushi Tray

A sushi tray is a term for when a girl sits on your face.

Let’s order a sushi tray...
I’m craving a sushi tray...

by msc1234 January 22, 2021

sushi pie

Nasty vagina!

Dude that girl had a sushi pie !

by Lolo_Girl December 17, 2015

Sushi Grade

An adjective for a woman's vagina thats the highest of quality. When a womans vagina is so good and clean one wants to perform oral sex on her. There is no strong odor and the taste is actually sweet. Super bomb pussy.

Last night I FINALLY hooked u with Maria, it was soooo good it was Sushi Grade! I was down there for hours!

Just look at Irene today...damn that ass is so phat and the tits are perfect...you KNOW the pussy is Sushi Grade!

by Dan.Ackrite July 29, 2018

sushi person

a person who engages in any behavior which he or she believes elevates their social value, and therefore demands others to participate in said activity to avoid being looked down upon

Ashley thinks he/she is so much better than all the other mall employees since he/she started eating raw fish. He/she is such a sushi person.

by haglerpj June 29, 2011

smuggling sushi

1. Describes a girl with a very stank vagina, which is similar to the smell of fish.
2. The act of robbing a Japanese restaurant

1. "Ay man did you ever f*** that one chick?"
"Naw man that hoe was smuggling sushi."
2. "Some one stop that man he is smuggling sushi!!!"

by Lyfeluver August 27, 2011

Pussy Sushi

When the girls pussy you’re eating out is so fishy it tastes like sushi.

guy 1: Bro i was eating out this girl earlier and it was like a whole fish market. peee yew
guy2: aww man u had some of that pussy sushi

by urinebitch July 30, 2023